Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 9th September 2026
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Who hosts the Lil Bitta Pod and what is its premise?
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It's
Flechborne and Haley's little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. Now, guys, really close call last night in bed. Okay. I'm uh I'm in bed next to my man. No, no, no, not that
close.
Shit, it is close, I think. The perrinium is just it's an inch wide. Oh, you're an inch wide perrinium. Shit, I don't actually know how to do it. What is the average distance? I don't actually know.
What is the perrinium (gooch) and how large is it typically?
Hit a Google on that. Uh once the couple of fingers down there and sort of have a punch button. No. Thumb thickness
Oh no, don't.
No, it's too much. It's too much.
Too much, Hayley.
No, no, no, not that close call. So um Yes to know we're going to bed and
the average distance between the vaginal opening and the anus, known as the perennium or the gooch. Uh I I always thought the
gooch was men more. Bulls to anus. I never
thought the gooch to be I didn't know I had a gooch.
Why do the hosts discuss the anatomical term perennium and its relevance?
I thought the gooch was everybody's. Uh uh is about one point five inches. Yeah,
yeah. Oh, I said one inch was too much.
Females have a perennium, which is the anatomical term for the area often called the gooch or taint.
Because I would have called your perennium a gooch or taint. I would have called it. The
arsehole would have been the taint to me. Well it's either way itself is a taint. No. The
taint is a perennium. Is
it called the taint? 'Cause poo, poo, poo. Tainted.
What slang names are used for the perineal area and how do the hosts joke about them?
Tainted. Pooh poo tainted. But I kinda like it. Anyway. Anyway,
enough of this. So no, that wasn't the close call. So um Mike was like, he's got a bit of a toothache. And I was like, Oh God, no, like, you know, you gotta get on that. And I was like, Oh, I've got some painkillers. We're at my house, got some painkillers. And I was lying in bed and I was like Bonjella 'cause you know when I was really run down in the middle of the year I had mouth ulcers. Like Bongella like a baby.
What is Bonjella vaginal cream and why are the hosts talking about it?
Like
a teething baby.
Like a little baby. And so I've got Bongella that might just it sort of temporarily help and he was like, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've got this bag. You'll see it every morning.
Your little uh make up bags. Yeah, little red bag.
Girls, eh? We always have little bags in our bags, bags and bags. And so I'm rummaging through the bag and I was like, It's in here, I've seen it. We're in the dark, by the way.
Okay, oh god. Here we go.
How did the hosts find the Bonjella tube in the dark bag and what happened?
I'm rummaging through and I feel the bonjella and I pull it out and I pass it to him and he was like, Thank you. And then I was like, Couldn't see Muse's manners. I said, STOP! Vaginal Crame. What does what is this what does this cream
do? That's the thrush man.
Also, isn't that like three times the size of a bonjello tube?
No, it's exactly the same size. Is it? Oh my god. Because I then next to it I found my bonjello.
Oh right, okay.
Poor boyfriend nearly rubbed
What dangers can occur if Clomazole vaginal cream is applied to teeth?
Clomazole 2% vaginal cream on his teeth. Oh, that wouldn't have been good for
the gums. Oh it's a steroid, isn't it? Well
if he had um oral thrush, maybe it would
be fine. Yeah.
Help it balance out. But it wouldn't do anything for the uh pain that he was feeling. Oh my god, it was so close. It was like this moment where I was like This this tube has slightly more rigidity than the bon jelly. And I just in the dark felt it was like, hang on, lotta hustle.
So funny if it just spread it on and then be like, it's not doing anything. It
doesn't have that nice sort of soft minty minty taste to it. It's not really numbing it, it's sort of Anyway, that would have been fun, wouldn't it?
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
Who hosts the Lil Bitta Pod and what is its premise?
0:00–0:33
2
What is the perrinium (gooch) and how large is it typically?
0:33–1:05
3
Why do the hosts discuss the anatomical term perennium and its relevance?
1:05–1:30
4
What slang names are used for the perineal area and how do the hosts joke about them?
1:30–1:57
5
What is Bonjella vaginal cream and why are the hosts talking about it?
1:57–2:22
6
How did the hosts find the Bonjella tube in the dark bag and what happened?
2:22–2:59
7
What dangers can occur if Clomazole vaginal cream is applied to teeth?
2:59–3:36
Speakers
2 identifiedMore from ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley
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