Aaron Belial
speaker
104 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2025
last heard 20 Jan
Aaron Belial’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
And they're like, it's not pink eye.
It's not glaucoma.
Did you get acid in your eye?
Do I look like someone who is allowed to work with fucking acid?
No, you idiot.
I ate a Tide Pod.
Bruh, God just doesn't like me.
He saw me minding my own business and thought, fuck, I missed a spot on the left side.
I've been trying to figure out American healthcare and I don't get it.
You can get pet insurance for like $80 a month and it covers 90%.
You save like $6,000 a year to be a fucking chihuahua.
You know what?
Maybe those teenagers with litter boxes in school are fucking genius.
People already talk to me loud and cute.
They pat my head.
I'm gonna get pet insurance and identify as a fucking dog.
So if you see my girlfriend walking me around on a leash, it isn't a kink.
I just didn't like my HMO.
Yeah, I was already fucked up enough.
Tony, I've been to five American doctors in a week, and I have no health insurance, and I quit my job, but I'm able to pay for all the doctors, in cash, just with the money I make as a comedian.
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