Aaron Belial
speaker
104 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2025
last heard 20 Jan
Aaron Belial’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
I appreciate the shit out of all of this.
You could just push me downhill and shut me up.
But instead, you allow me to get rich by making fun of you, and I love getting rich making fun of you.
Now, when do I get my new Corvette daddy?
You son of a bitch.
I'm a pirate.
He's a pirate.
People keep telling me I look like Matt Rife, and I get offended for you.
Can you believe these motherfuckers?
I look like you if your mom used a coat hanger.
I am too young to get that joke.
When I was a boy, I thought Metallica was a Christian rock band because they have that Enter Sandman song with the prayer.
I thought to myself, maybe my uncle still has a chance at getting into heaven.
Sure, he beats his wife and sells drugs to kids, but at least he sings the prayer.
Wasn't really the fairytale ending I was hoping for.
I don't hang around gay dudes.
Not that I don't like them, I do.
I just don't wanna buckle under queer pressure and do something I don't wanna do.
I don't wanna go buy hair gel.
I don't wanna sip coffee out of a mug with a sassy phrase on it.
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