Aaron Weakley
👤 Speaker
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total appearances
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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Mom's Car: Ryan Hansen
I never told you this.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Mom's Car: Ryan Hansen
So we're in the hole.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Mom's Car: Ryan Hansen
There was nothing going on.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Mom's Car: Ryan Hansen
No one was horny.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Mom's Car: Ryan Hansen
You're just committed to doing it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Mom's Car: Ryan Hansen
So she was like touching my tiny bald pecker.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Mom's Car: Ryan Hansen
I feel like I'm going to go to jail for talking about it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Mom's Car: Ryan Hansen
But I was eight or whatever.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Mom's Car: Ryan Hansen
It's hard to know who the victim is in this story, really.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Mom's Car: Ryan Hansen
So anyway, I was looking for the vagina.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Mom's Car: Ryan Hansen
And I was like, so her belly button.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Mom's Car: Ryan Hansen
I'm like, well, that's not it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Mom's Car: Ryan Hansen
Then I was like, or is it?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Mom's Car: Ryan Hansen
And yeah, I was kind of like, I guess this is it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Mom's Car: Ryan Hansen
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Mom's Car: Ryan Hansen
Because I thought, well, the only thing left is her butt.