Aaron Weakley
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I found like the first three girls I was with only had butts.
Then all your underwear is stained.
Do you remember when you started, Aaron?
Well, unwillingly took part in some of that nonsense.
Right around that same time I was digging the hole and all that, they came back to bite me with that very safe neighborhood I was in.
Yeah, so I was being taught that unwillingly.
Yeah, but the first time, this was probably, sure, sixth grade.
Was it too big to like take home?
Oh my God, it was a boulder.
Of course, what am I thinking?
Well, you know, I'd love it how it came in any size, but I was always doing quick math at the liquor store.
You go to the cooler and you got a 12 pack, a case that's maybe on sale.
three tall boys for five bucks or something else going on.
And I go, all right, how many ounces is in this deal?
Then I got to add the fucking Michigan deposit on there.
The most thinking you had done.