Aasif Mandvi

So it's Honey, I Shrunk the Kids meets Tom and Jerry.

Yes.

Later in the season, I do... Matthew hides the whole storyline of his wife from me for a long time until he finally can't, and then there is a moment where he and I are both on the floor talking to a small cardboard cutout of Elizabeth Banks.

Right.

And they would sort of move her around...

Sort of pretend like she was walking.

Yeah.

How is that even possible?

That is true.

A couple of days earlier, I had found out that my ex-girlfriend had gotten engaged.

And so I was very upset.

And I was writing one of those letters.

No.

You know, that you write to your ex-girlfriend saying how you f***ed up.

You know, and I can't say that.

Can I say that?

You just did.

I just did.

Sorry.

it's all right you'll figure it out anyway so i'm writing this and i get this call uh to come and audition for the daily show and i and i i was in such a bad place uh that i said i can't come in today i don't feel that can i come in tomorrow and they said no if you don't come in today then it's done so i literally just like put on a suit and i went in and um