Adam Buxton
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And there was a guy, a greased up guy on a podium, grooving around with very few clothes on.
And we just thought it would be like, well, Joe said,
Get your dad to touch the guy's bum.
I've talked to the guy.
He's fine with it.
Well, originally he said, get him to lick his bum.
So you get him to lick his bum.
I'm not going to ask my dad to lick that guy's bum.
And so Joe said, Nigel, will you lick that man's?
No, certainly not.
Well, would you just touch it?
No.
And after a while it was like, just touch it, dad, come on.
And then we can leave.
No, I'm not going to touch his bottom, no.
And yeah, and then I accused him of being unprofessional in the car park.
Because he wouldn't touch the guy's bum.
And then it kicked off and he got very angry, which is fair enough.
Oh, man, totally.
He was in his 70s.