Adam The Liar

My father-in-law has the most fun with the pinatas.

He just loves it.

He thinks it's so entertaining to watch the kids and try and get them to miss it.

Well, here's the problem.

You got a bat-like structure in one of these children's hands.

They're ages three to seven or nine, you know, they're like young kids.

And they swing so wildly because they have no idea how to swing.

And all the other kids are in a circle.

So we have to keep backing them up and backing them up.

They want to inch in so they can get in on the action when it happens, right?

Exactly.

Well, some of these kids, I don't even think they've ever picked up a bat in their life.

And understandably, they're probably too young, right?

So sometimes I got to help the kid, you know, go up there and grab their hand and help them hit it.

But then some of these kids are just like, I don't know.

It's like Motley Crue in a hotel in 1984.

They're just swinging wildly around the room.

And I swear, Chrissy, I was really worried that I didn't have the kind of insurance I needed to cover this kind of activity because these kids were going at, some of these kids were going at it and they were coming inches from the other kids' heads.

And I kept telling the kids, I sound like a total asshole because I'm like, back up, back up, back up, back up.

And all the parents are like, geez, settle down, dude.