Adam The Liar

And I'm like, no, you settle down because you're going to sue me if one of your kids ends up with an eyeball sticking out of his head.

So then there's like one kid who is a little bit bigger and a little bit older than all of them.

He is also much more mature.

aggressive i guess is the word to say like he's not afraid to get at it you know yeah all the other kids are just like little kids you know they're just kids and they're you know they're kind of hitting it with a little daft touch and some kids are swinging wildly but they're not swinging aggressively at it right this kid comes up oh my god yes yes he's like bruce lee i mean he's like and i was like whoa whoa whoa whoa and he's screaming at it

Somebody give that kid a Rorschach test.

Yeah.

And then he finally busted it open.

I knew he would.

He was the one that did it.

He busted it open.

Right?

All the kids are in a thing.

And I don't really understand what she's telling me.

And I'm like, yeah, I'll spread it out on the floor.

Let me, I'll open it up and it'll spread out on the floor.

These kids are, it's like, it's like jumping.

They're playing for the national championship.

I mean, grabbing each other's faces, hands and mouths, kids, kicking kids, diapers coming off.

It's like a scrum.

I feel like I'm in a rugby game.