Akeem Bruce

I had a time.

Obviously not the way that you want the trips to go.

One of the things that was on my list, that was actually at the top of my list, was the hot wings.

So I just wanted to put him in his place, basically.

I'm like, OK, I'm going to show you what's really spicy.

We're going to try this stuff.

It's like nothing that I'd ever tasted before.

It was absolutely insane.

He bites into it first and he looks at me and says, it's not that spicy.

And I was like, excuse me?

And I really wanted it to work.

So I grabbed a wing, went and sat in front of the sink, like ready to spray water into my mouth.

But it was like a regular hot wing.

After that happened, for whatever reason, so sad, I just lost it.

Like, basically, my energy was, like, zapped from that, and I just wasn't as enthusiastic, and I was sad.

It's just that I'd been so excited about these stupid wings, and I had the audacity to be upset about it afterwards.