Alan Davies
speaker
207 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Aug 2026
last heard 6 Aug
Alan Davies’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
I'm sitting in the basement watching my show.
Dad's working in the yard.
I hear a sound I can only compare to an explosion from an artillery cannon.
I knew what had happened.
I got up, ran out the back door and I was greeted by a scene up until then I'd only experienced on Call of Duty.
Thick smoke, shit on fire everywhere.
I saw the silhouette of my father looking like a war hero with a weed eater in his hand.
The poor bastard turned to look to me and said, what the fuck?
He had thrown a spark off the edger into the pie tins.
That spark consumed him in an instantaneous ball of fire that melted his shoes to his feet.
Oh, the party's over.
Oh, it burned his shorts and his shirt off in a split second.
He was absolutely fucked.
The next thing you know, my sister had called emergency services, we say ambulance, while a mushroom cloud rose from the backyard.
Half the city's police, five in an ambulance, turned up, and all the neighbours.
My father was full of adrenaline and godforsaken rage.
He denied any treatment, made them leave, and drove himself to the hospital.
LAUGHTER
Proper English.
We later found out that 40% of his body had been covered in third-degree burns.
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