Ali Shahalom
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Comedy of the Week
Hajj & Seek
But what we have right here is an opportunity to invest in our afterlife.
Comedy of the Week
Hajj & Seek
We've got to trust in Allah, but tie our camel too.
Comedy of the Week
Hajj & Seek
How can we accept defeat when we haven't even tried yet?
Comedy of the Week
Hajj & Seek
Out of that 5,000 quota, we will be four of them.
Comedy of the Week
Hajj & Seek
And just like that, my dad's on his feet applauding, my wife's crying, and I'm feeling like I've just scored a penalty in the last minute.
Comedy of the Week
Hajj & Seek
And then my mum says, But mine and your dad's passports have expired.
Comedy of the Week
Hajj & Seek
But it's safe to say the words going through my mind right now would make Gordon Ramsay sound extra halal.
Comedy of the Week
Hajj & Seek
Will I have to RSVP to my divine invitation with a soz mum and dad can't come due to a technicality?
Comedy of the Week
Hajj & Seek
Frantically, I do two online renewal applications.