Alison Rosen

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14,887 appearances 67 recordings 1 series first heard Sep 2025 last heard 18 Sep

Alison Rosen’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 65 in all, peaking in Aug 2026 with 12.

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Adam Carolla Show · Doug Benson + Chris Hardwick (Carolla Classics) · 18 Sep 2026 podcast

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What I'd expect if what I were expecting were also expecting. voice-verified

Yesterday was quite the challenging day. voice-verified

I was trying to make my baby's ultrasound my screensaver when something caught my eye. voice-verified

There was a barely visible dark splotchy thing in the middle of my baby that looked like a cross between a very small raisin and a very small labradoodle. voice-verified

Like, imagine a tiny labradoodle made of raisins and then put in a shrinking machine until it was the size of a freckle. voice-verified

I looked closer and that's when it hit me. voice-verified

Somehow my sweet, perfect, can do no wrong unborn baby had already managed to get her or him self-knocked up. voice-verified

I can't say I was proud. voice-verified

Mommy needs some juice, I said, pouring myself a small drink and chasing it with a big drink. voice-verified

I was so disappointed I couldn't even look at my belly. voice-verified

I was so voice-verified

I tried to calm down by doing breathing exercises and neonatal massage and a few cakes. voice-verified

Yeah. voice-verified

But I couldn't shake the feeling that my unborn pregnant baby was stealing my thunder and not to judge but kind of a slut. voice-verified

I needed some answers, so I called my psychic. voice-verified

And upcoming chapters include Amnio, no you didn't, X plus Y equals nutrition, the formula formula, no new mother should be without, and hello, are these my privates or my publics? voice-verified

thank you. voice-verified

Really at your voice-verified

was send in a photo and send in two hundred and fifty words max on why you should run a date with me. voice-verified

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