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I don't actually know where we're going.

Yeah, no, you should go. I can't. It's too far. It's too far to go for five days. Oh yeah, it is, yeah. For Christmas. Well, I've only got that in my mind. It probably won't happen. Okay. And I was talking to my mother about it all and I was like, we're talking about the cost and everything. She told me the cost and I was like, well, I'll cover you for your Christmas present, blah, blah, blah.

Yeah, no, you should go. I can't. It's too far. It's too far to go for five days. Oh yeah, it is, yeah. For Christmas. Well, I've only got that in my mind. It probably won't happen. Okay. And I was talking to my mother about it all and I was like, we're talking about the cost and everything. She told me the cost and I was like, well, I'll cover you for your Christmas present, blah, blah, blah.

Yeah, no, you should go. I can't. It's too far. It's too far to go for five days. Oh yeah, it is, yeah. For Christmas. Well, I've only got that in my mind. It probably won't happen. Okay. And I was talking to my mother about it all and I was like, we're talking about the cost and everything. She told me the cost and I was like, well, I'll cover you for your Christmas present, blah, blah, blah.

Obviously, what? No. I said, Mum, we can't be sharing rooms. Has she not met you? I was like, Mum, me and you.

Obviously, what? No. I said, Mum, we can't be sharing rooms. Has she not met you? I was like, Mum, me and you.

Obviously, what? No. I said, Mum, we can't be sharing rooms. Has she not met you? I was like, Mum, me and you.

I can't have my system witnessed by my mother. Who would frighten anyone? I was like, I mean, I was like, I, she sounded a little like hurt when I was saying, she was like, obviously I thought we'd share. I said, obviously we aren't going to share. You're, I mean, I think it's too long.

I can't have my system witnessed by my mother. Who would frighten anyone? I was like, I mean, I was like, I, she sounded a little like hurt when I was saying, she was like, obviously I thought we'd share. I said, obviously we aren't going to share. You're, I mean, I think it's too long.

I can't have my system witnessed by my mother. Who would frighten anyone? I was like, I mean, I was like, I, she sounded a little like hurt when I was saying, she was like, obviously I thought we'd share. I said, obviously we aren't going to share. You're, I mean, I think it's too long.

My mum would have us in twin beds like an elderly couple. Yeah. I was like, no. I also said, mum, I'm a single woman. You wouldn't know. You wouldn't know. And then she went, well, in that case, I'm a single woman as well. Maybe I'll bring somebody back. I was like, well, there you go. There you go. We both get the clap in our separate rooms.

My mum would have us in twin beds like an elderly couple. Yeah. I was like, no. I also said, mum, I'm a single woman. You wouldn't know. You wouldn't know. And then she went, well, in that case, I'm a single woman as well. Maybe I'll bring somebody back. I was like, well, there you go. There you go. We both get the clap in our separate rooms.

My mum would have us in twin beds like an elderly couple. Yeah. I was like, no. I also said, mum, I'm a single woman. You wouldn't know. You wouldn't know. And then she went, well, in that case, I'm a single woman as well. Maybe I'll bring somebody back. I was like, well, there you go. There you go. We both get the clap in our separate rooms.

Imagine, mum, when you go into the bathroom for half an hour. It just hurt me in the bathroom.

Imagine, mum, when you go into the bathroom for half an hour. It just hurt me in the bathroom.

Imagine, mum, when you go into the bathroom for half an hour. It just hurt me in the bathroom.

some hot Tenerifean lad you would do that I was just shocked that the assumption was that but now of course I've offered to pay for the holidays it's going to be twice the price I'm raising because I'm like I've offered it now I said no no no you'll be in your own room your own wing maybe you can actually say to her listen it's Christmas and birthday present birthday present yeah you can double up 100% yeah

some hot Tenerifean lad you would do that I was just shocked that the assumption was that but now of course I've offered to pay for the holidays it's going to be twice the price I'm raising because I'm like I've offered it now I said no no no you'll be in your own room your own wing maybe you can actually say to her listen it's Christmas and birthday present birthday present yeah you can double up 100% yeah

some hot Tenerifean lad you would do that I was just shocked that the assumption was that but now of course I've offered to pay for the holidays it's going to be twice the price I'm raising because I'm like I've offered it now I said no no no you'll be in your own room your own wing maybe you can actually say to her listen it's Christmas and birthday present birthday present yeah you can double up 100% yeah

See, because I've never presented as domestic in any way, I've never identified as such. So no one expects anything from me, which is actually, I mean, I think one day I will. I will get to a point where I will throw some sort of Christmas event potentially on the day, which I guess will be me.