Andrew Kuo
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883 appearances
14 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Jun 2025
Andrew Kuo’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Did you get to stand in the booth? I love watching those videos of people doing voice.
Every father has.
I was about to say, that's literally, I see myself every day, the baby gets older, I see myself turning more and more into a dad. I'm a stereotypical dad where I'm... I don't have manic energy, man. I'm a really relaxed... No, you're chill. I'm the chillest guy, but now I find myself being like, is that a choking hazard?
Where all of a sudden your brow is furrowed and you're like, who left the lights on? Dude, every... I think that's about being a dad, right? I've never in my life... I've been poor so many times. Always left the lights on. I've never in my life complained about how expensive things are. And now I'm like... I was talking to my wife. I'm like...
why is the sea bass so expensive yeah she's like because because sufi needs to eat sea bass no and i go we don't eat sea bass no you and me why are we eating salmon but the baby's eating sea bass and then she's getting way goo yeah yeah no i think you become a father you prioritize tilapia and you're just like this is what it's we're a tilapia and shrimp family
And kind of just, you know, key food salmon family. I don't know what happened to me because I used to be cool and now I'm my own father. Yeah, all of a sudden sushi's a ripoff. It's an awful deal. You're like, I'm paying $40 for all these tiny pieces. Dude, dads are so funny like that. Dads go to wholesalers. When I was young, my dad would take us out to All You Can Eat Chinese. Uh-huh.
But he had stipulations. When we went to All You Can Eat Chinese, we were only allowed to eat crab legs and shrimp. But if I came back with a plate of spaghetti, well, not at the Chinese place, but if I came back with a plate of orange chicken, he would make me bring it back. Because he was like, I'm paying $20 for All You Can Eat. You better be eating good.
He's like, we have orange chicken at home. Wow. Yeah.
Oh, my God. Imagine an all-you-can-eat buffet in Egypt. Have you ever thought about that? No. Dude, people would not leave. I don't know if they'd like it, honestly. I think they would love it. Are you kidding me? You think? Yes. But the problem is they wouldn't leave.
Or there would be a lot of to-go.
to go bags not even boxes like a literal duffel no they would have a duffel bag of beans when they go to the airport you know an Egyptian family in the airport has 85 bags for three people they're just leaving the buffet just rollers a roller case with we would bring we would bring so much food from Egypt in the suitcase to back to the back to the states yeah all the time like what
Just loose, loosey?
I don't think you can bring them now anymore. Like, I tried to bring some sunflower seeds, some lib.
No, no, they'd say we have to confiscate these.
You don't know what's going on with that. They're eating beans. The show, though, is really, really funny. I saw the first couple of episodes.
I gave notes. I didn't give notes.
Let's say I didn't give notes, but what I did do was say, I like it. You said, what do you think? I said, it's good. No, no, there was one time. You were that reserved about it. You sent me a cut and you said, should we put this music in the beginning?
Yeah, it's so damn funny. Did you sing the songs?
That's who I get. Bob Dylan. No. You don't get Bob Dylan? You get a little bit of a Bob Dylan. Well, we both have, like, Dylan-esque froze, but...
after 9-11 happened did your dad put up a bunch of American flags yeah the whole block did but I think we had one or two more just to be like hey you know for good measure we got a huge one huge one like really large you know the ones that you see in like a used car dealership yeah yeah yeah that was in our yard all of a sudden and I didn't get it like I was like dad what the hell is that when did you guys start selling used cars
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