Andrew Kuo
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883 appearances
14 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Jun 2025
Andrew Kuo’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma · SubwayTakes Call-In show #1!! The hotline is live!!! · 5 Jun 2025
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Yeah, and you also did a date night right before, too. You bookended the trip by being a good man.
Oh, okay. Got it. I mean, it's not the old Pastis, but the new Pastis works.
Because it's just too real and you're like, oh shit. The mortality thought kicks in and you're like, oh shit, this could happen.
What do you mean? I've been in nature? I've left my premises?
There are many ways to die. That is correct. Danger abounds.
Yeah, no, that's right. One definite fear is an air conditioner falling. That feels brutal. Absolutely brutal.
Yeah, like what percent, I've thought about this, what percent of air conditioners in the city do you think literally don't have any voltage attached to it? Where they literally are just, because by the way, I admit, I've done that. Yes. It's hot as fuck. You're like, oh no, I haven't thought about this problem at all until it's that one hot fucking day that you can't bear.
It's like, I'm just going to go to Best Buy. I'm going to buy the AC. You obviously don't have any tools. You slide it in. You're like, you just close the window. Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
And you know the sad thing is, I don't even think it's necessarily the cost, although it is expensive. I remember I was lugging one up in an apartment when I had first moved to the city. And the super was like, oh shit, you got an air conditioning. I was like, yeah, I got one, man. It's fucking 100 million degrees outside.
He's like, I can install that for you for like 200 bucks cash under the table. I'll come up right now and go, ooh, that's a little steep. And I just did it. I just never did it. But the sad thing is, I think if he was like, oh, it'll be really cheap. I was like, oh, but then I have to let you in. It becomes a whole.
Look, you got to talk to Zoran about this, man, assuming that he wins. You could be like, I want to be the air conditioning commissioner of the city. We don't need a nightlife guy. What we need is an AC czar.
You don't know czars? We don't want czars. That'd be cool for a little bit.
We already have the rat czar. We already have a rat czar.
By the way, I don't know what that person is doing. I think they did a good job. You think?
I see rat MFs all over the place.
Yeah, that's right.
No, why?
This can't be recent, by the way. This has to be in the last 20 years, maybe?
It's funny because one would think actually the better solution is to try to stop cement from falling in the first place, as opposed to having just a wooden shield everywhere.
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