Andrew Schultz
speaker
214 appearances
4 recordings
4 series
first heard Sep 2024
last heard 20 May
Andrew Schultz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
You could go down on a chick during this recession and come up a wealthy fucking guy.
Look, I've been around for a while.
40 years ago, 40 years ago, when you told the chick to get on top, here would come a slow moving fucking leg, nearly breaking your hip with her kneecap.
And then she would just lay there like she's waiting for a fucking bus.
Today, today, when a chick gets on top, she knows.
They stand over you.
They look down at you with disgust and disdain.
And they don't just sit on your cock.
They squat down like a dog taking a dump in the fucking park.
With those big fucking horse tits banging in your face and that big fat ass banging your balls till they're black and blue.
I mean, how do you think Tempur-Pedic became the number one bed in the world?
And then you take a picture of your balls, right?
And you just put it on the internet and you become a superstar.
Like this, like the Hawk Tuohy girl.
You got to spit on that thang.
And then, you know where I take it?
I take it that she comes home, you know, to her parents who remember her reveal party with the little pink smoker.
Oh, it's gonna be a little girl.
And there she is five years old with her little pink dress and 10 years old in the jumper and sweet fucking 16.
and then 18, and then here she comes home from college at 21 with a degree in sucking dick.
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