Andrew Zubowski
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222 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard Mar 2025
Andrew Zubowski’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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A leather belt. I think that you can see this thing revving up. Yosef Ritzel's bound to a chair. He can barely walk. He's got his Ugra being like, the one thing I learned in all my time of being a father is patience. And he sits and he waits. And Mudang, they load him up, right? He comes out. We decide whether or not, at first, Mudang, he's too cute. He likes the attention.
So everybody's applauding Mudang. Everyone's like, yay, Mudang, right? And so the legs are going, and it's like dancing for the crowd. And everyone's like, oh, Mudang! And it's like going, and the audience loves it. They're falling apart, right? Joseph Fritzl's not. Remotely. He's not phased at all. He had sex with his own daughter too much. He can't deal with being cute.
He's just going to pull out his gun and shoot Mudang in the head. Exactly.
Joseph Fritzl knows to wait for his moment at the very top of Mudang working its crowd-pleasing engagement because it must, because it's driven by ad dollars. Joseph Fritzl shoots it in the head, and that leads the Boston Dynamic Dog to be leaderless.
So now it's Yosef Ritzel, second round, unfortunately on his feet.
Yes, exactly. And now it's Joseph Fritzl has been removed because he obviously was in a rascal.
But he loses the gun. Yeah, but he loses the gun. Because he only had one bullet in it.
He was so surprised when it actually worked.
I was never supposed to last this long.
Now, for those of you who remember, larrikins, those are the rambunctious children that built the entire criminal network of Australia. And a fully armed larrikin has a garbage pail body. It has garbage pail armor with holes cut out of the side of it with the hands sticking out of it.
Yes. A trash can lid hat, and each one has an armed slingshot. Yeah, with a bunch of rocks.
There's rocks everywhere.
Again, they're children, though. But they're fearless.
In Australia, you're a child until you're 13. You're immediately a man as soon as you hit 14. You're an adult man. And then at 18, you're a crocodile.
Very good. Well, this is the problem. Did we understand this at first when we put together this list? Because I think that there is no way They stay separate. Yeah, I think so too. I think that the Larricans see him and say, oh my God, we're on the same team. Yeah, why fight when we can kiss? Yes, let's go take this whole fucking thing. They can't wait to fight the Mars aliens.
That's all they want to do. That's all a Larrican ever wanted. ever was to fight a Martian.
He's a follower. That's 11 larrikins.
He did. He definitely gubs in. They're about to fight and larrikins all sit and they kind of measure each other up. All of a sudden they're looking at each other's slingshots and they're like, that's a nice slingshot.
You know, a lot of us, we never really got a chance to kill grown men yet. We mostly just harass people and pretend to be ghosts. As long as it's got a point on it, it can go in the eye.
All right. Defying reality. That's why this is better than the actual March Madness is because this can't happen amongst basketball teams.
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