Andrew Zubowski
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222 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard Mar 2025
Andrew Zubowski’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Unless they got money right.
All right. Honestly, we want to say thank you to the various gambling apps that work here. You can actually submit a bet for one of these for our March Madness right now. Yeah. On your rocket money? Yeah.
Trained by Al Gata.
So it can be killed.
We shall see, shall we? I don't know if he's ready for the main show or not. What do you take?
I know that on 9-11, he saw that and immediately started producing.
I can't wait for the sketch this will inspire. One of my favorite days, 9-11, because I got to get to work very easily.
Quite far from the World Trade Center. Perfect distance for me to enjoy it from as a Canadian. Now, does he have a security team? He has a phalanx of assistants.
Five. When I saw him in real life, he was surrounded by five blonde ladies on phones, and he did nothing.
I didn't see that.
That's another substantiated rumor about me. How many times people make up incredible things. I'm seven feet tall. Well, if you remember, Al Gaeta went for the man's terrier, and then the man got in the way and got killed and had his leg ripped off by Al Gaeta. Now... The popcorn boy could be the thing that fucking entices Al Gaeta to come out of the swamp and go after the boy.
And then Al Gaeta could... Rip his legs off. I'm just going to say... He's a 12-foot alligator.
Yes. For my own peace of mind.
Yes. Al Gator absolutely massacres Lorne Michaels. He first, like, obviously he stages it all to be like, let's see how he does in the test. And so they bring, Al Gaeta is in the waiting room for that 8-H.
Lord Michael's being like, can he do an impression of Elon Musk? And then he goes, Al Gaeta goes towards the stage. And then meanwhile, like, Lord Michael, you know, because they don't laugh. Al Gaeta goes up there. He does a couple of things. He can't stand bombing. No. Or loves it. And then he just rips.
He jumps off the fucking stage, through the writer's staff, onto Lorne Michaels, and beats and just absolutely decimates it. Yeah, Lorne Michaels didn't do his homework, and he tried to zigzag instead of just run straight. I guess I should have seen his audition.
And then, see, the thing is with Al Gaeta is when they kill somebody, they drag them under the water and they let them sit there under a rock until they get mushy and then they come back and eat them.
What if I'm already mushy? Ha ha ha!
Oh, yeah, he's ready to go. But he will have Lauren's leg in his mouth. Yeah, he ripped him open. He ripped Lauren open, and he's like, oh, no. I guess we'll have to see what the critics say.
All right, so it's Benicio Del Toro. Now, what do we know from the Kruger's Door murders and our crew over there is that he is absolutely, in real life, a werewolf. But Benicio Del Toro is not fully aware of this. Our competition takes place and kicks off, right? We've been fighting for hours. Yeah. So, let's say we hit a kickoff at 3.30. Yeah. First fight's at 3.30? Yes, that's right. Okay.
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