Andy Cantwell

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499 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Aug 2026 last heard 6 Aug

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The whole losing your virginity age.

I mean, I was a bit later actually than average.

I was 26, but obviously I'm older now.

I've had sex several times, but actually just a quick funny story about that, losing your virginity.

So it wasn't happening for me.

Like I said, I was in my mid twenties and I went to a singles night, just trying to meet someone, anyone.

got talking to a woman who was just way out of my league.

And one thing led to another.

We end up back at her place.

She tells me to wait in the bed.

She's going to go get changed.

So I'm thinking, hello.

So I'm sitting on the bed getting ready.

And all of a sudden she doesn't come back.

But three huge men walk in.

I'm thinking, hello, who are you lads?

Who proceeded to rob me and beat the ever-loving shit out of me.

It was a setup.

She was in on it.

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