Andy Cantwell
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499 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Aug 2026
last heard 6 Aug
Andy Cantwell’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And here's the thing.
They were so annoyed at how little money I had, they said they'd be back in two days for another five grand.
I did not have it.
So I was forced to sell my late father's antique coin collection to pay them.
Why did I sell those coins?
He'd be fucking devastated.
They were meant for my son.
And I sold it to pay off his sex debt.
Fuck.
I'm so sorry, Dad.
Yeah.
Anyway, sorry, I'm doing it again.
The whole point of losing my virginity was, paid the lads the money, I had a few quid left over.
I thought, you know what, I'm just going to go to a lady of the night and get this taken care of.
So she was not gentle, but she popped my cherry.
And she gave me the clap.
oh god it's carrie's coming in straight away at the end this episode i know it seems so why uh why do they keep having them back i know i wanted to keep cutting me out this is the big question because uh but yeah it's it's just become like this i'm like i'm just saying how can i make it as awkward as possible and it's usually usually something about sex or something about you know it's it's something where it's just like what what would actually really kill the boys you know
Yeah, I've seen that myself.
When your latest version of this comes on.
I always know if a sketch is doing well or going to do well is if I get like WhatsApp, not something like on Instagram, if someone will message me, like that sketch was so funny.
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