Angel Maldonado

How we doing tonight, y'all? Ooh, yeah. All right, identify yourself. Who in this room thinks I'm straight? You know, show of hands, make a little noise, clap your hands. All right, some delayed reactions. That's the usual reaction that I get, actually. I don't know what it is about Texas ever since I moved here. I think all the steers, everybody just figures that I'm the queer.

How we doing tonight, y'all? Ooh, yeah. All right, identify yourself. Who in this room thinks I'm straight? You know, show of hands, make a little noise, clap your hands. All right, some delayed reactions. That's the usual reaction that I get, actually. I don't know what it is about Texas ever since I moved here. I think all the steers, everybody just figures that I'm the queer.

How we doing tonight, y'all? Ooh, yeah. All right, identify yourself. Who in this room thinks I'm straight? You know, show of hands, make a little noise, clap your hands. All right, some delayed reactions. That's the usual reaction that I get, actually. I don't know what it is about Texas ever since I moved here. I think all the steers, everybody just figures that I'm the queer.

I don't know what that's about. Either that or... The long hair combined with I'm so racially ambiguous that everybody also assumes that my sexuality is an ambiguous topic. I don't know what that is. I don't know. I think I'm onto something. The other day I had a comic tell me that I'd make a good prison wife. Yeah, his actual wording was, you would have the power of the pussy in prison, Angel.

I don't know what that's about. Either that or... The long hair combined with I'm so racially ambiguous that everybody also assumes that my sexuality is an ambiguous topic. I don't know what that is. I don't know. I think I'm onto something. The other day I had a comic tell me that I'd make a good prison wife. Yeah, his actual wording was, you would have the power of the pussy in prison, Angel.

I don't know what that's about. Either that or... The long hair combined with I'm so racially ambiguous that everybody also assumes that my sexuality is an ambiguous topic. I don't know what that is. I don't know. I think I'm onto something. The other day I had a comic tell me that I'd make a good prison wife. Yeah, his actual wording was, you would have the power of the pussy in prison, Angel.

And I said, wow, thank you. I appreciate that. Ah, true story. Anyway, that was my time.

And I said, wow, thank you. I appreciate that. Ah, true story. Anyway, that was my time.

And I said, wow, thank you. I appreciate that. Ah, true story. Anyway, that was my time.

I am loving life. I am so tired. I am so high.

I am loving life. I am so tired. I am so high.

I am loving life. I am so tired. I am so high.

I'm a door guy next door at Buckwild. I've been working all Halloween weekend. It's so fucked up. My sleep schedule is nocturnal right now. It's bad.

I'm a door guy next door at Buckwild. I've been working all Halloween weekend. It's so fucked up. My sleep schedule is nocturnal right now. It's bad.

I'm a door guy next door at Buckwild. I've been working all Halloween weekend. It's so fucked up. My sleep schedule is nocturnal right now. It's bad.

No, no. I work until the bars close. So what time is that? I left work at like 4 a.m. last night. So 8 to 4? Yeah. No, 6. 6 to 4. Yeah, 6 to like 4 a.m. And you stand there and you check IDs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's easy money. It's pretty fun. I'm not complaining.

No, no. I work until the bars close. So what time is that? I left work at like 4 a.m. last night. So 8 to 4? Yeah. No, 6. 6 to 4. Yeah, 6 to like 4 a.m. And you stand there and you check IDs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's easy money. It's pretty fun. I'm not complaining.

No, no. I work until the bars close. So what time is that? I left work at like 4 a.m. last night. So 8 to 4? Yeah. No, 6. 6 to 4. Yeah, 6 to like 4 a.m. And you stand there and you check IDs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's easy money. It's pretty fun. I'm not complaining.

I mean, I'm from New York originally, so I mean, people read my energy as complaining a lot. I don't know.

I mean, I'm from New York originally, so I mean, people read my energy as complaining a lot. I don't know.