Angel Maldonado
speaker
38 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Nov 2024
Angel Maldonado’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Nope, never, never. All right, just checking.
I mean, there's so much I could say.
Yeah, let's just say I've been skiing in other ways. Oh, look at you. My job provides good opportunities. Wow, so you're not always so sleepy. Yeah, I've been saying I wish that energy drinks actually provided you sleep other than energy, and I found the stimulant that actually provides you with something that feels like sleep.
I'm sorry, mom.
I keep it inside. That's why I shake a lot and sweat. It's just a lot of energy going on. Internal combustion.
I started smoking and drinking a lot when I first moved here trying to fight the anxiety going on stage. Then I saw a psychiatrist. I was like,
About like... About the same? First time is a long time ago. Sure, but I'm talking about regularly here. Consistently like the past three, four weeks.
It's a new solution.
I'm not on it tonight, so that's all I got to say.
You know, I remember people didn't think I was funny when I started doing comedy as a teenager because everybody would tell me, hey, you ever think about modeling? That's a good career path for you. They would never be like, hey, that shit was funny. And here we are. Yeah, here we are today.
Actually, no. The days turn into nights real quick these days.
I got buddies. I'm friends with a lot of comics out here. Not the question I asked.
The last time I did it, I did a bump by myself in the bathroom at Shakespeare's. Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Riding the wave, baby. Have you talked... Riding the wave, baby.
They say... That he's fucked. Ugh. My opinion is that I'm not abusing any drugs. Ever since I started taking Prozac, I've been using drugs for fun and not to cope. And so, yeah, new excuses, Tony. I know.
They taught me to be honest. That was one of the early rules.
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