Anna Tyshinsky

Forget about all the cutlery and stuff.

I'm going to take this.

But I think it's not exactly a myth, but it's an exaggeration.

Well, thankfully, America never got any more presidents, so he just mumbled incoherently.

Okay.

He said, you'd all be speaking French if it wasn't for us.

Yes, right.

Yes.

Now I'm wondering if Madison might have written that speech after all.

My only list of American presidents goes in chronological order.

So I have him fourth.

that's pretty high that's pretty good but it's kind of like how your early birthdays are more significant than later ones yeah like turning 12 turning 17 turning 24 yeah 24 that's a big deal yeah sure you learn to walk and you learn to speak and you learn to do all this between second and third birthdays yeah but just because it's all that stuff happens nice and early yeah so madison he did do the constitution and he did do all of washington's speeches and stuff but yeah there was lots of that stuff happening at

Why were you not allowed to leave the house without your hat?

The Frenchman wasn't saying, fuck off, it's my hat.

Glue it to your head.

Back to Dolly for a second.

She popularised ice cream.

Did she?

Yeah, she used to do these sort of parties on Wednesday nights where everyone was allowed to have ice creams.

And the interesting thing about that, because we mentioned another African-American self-made millionaire, the person who made her ice cream was someone called Augustus Jackson.