S1 Ep612: No Such Thing As The Gordon Ramsay Songbook
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Michael Palin joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss roadworks, Reeks, rescues and raspberry ripple. ...
S2 Ep5: Little Fish: Now You Three Me
01 Dec 2025
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Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts. In episode five, subjects include cork, clocks, Patsy Cline ...
611: No Such Thing As A Forbidden Panettone
27 Nov 2025
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Anne Miller returns to join Dan, James and Andy in discussing peaks, pianos, panettoni and the Post ...
Little Fish: Poor Benighted Mountain Beaver
23 Nov 2025
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Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in episode four of our brand new weekly show. This week's...
610: No Such Thing As Lily Allen In The Hellespont
20 Nov 2025
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Cariad Lloyd joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Byron, Bazalgette, bacteria and beautiful beaches....
Little Fish: You've Been Harkin'd
16 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in episode three of our brand new weekly show. This week's s...
609: No Such Thing As Aunt Bessie In A Red Citroën Picasso
13 Nov 2025
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Amy Gledhill joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss gambling, flirting, and pudding. Visit nosuchthin...
Little Fish: Yum Yum, Plum Plum
09 Nov 2025
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Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in episode two of our brand new weekly show. This week's ...
608: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Sausage
06 Nov 2025
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Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Rachel Parris joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss bab...
Little Fish: Steam Exploded Donkey Bone Powder
02 Nov 2025
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Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in a brand new weekly show. This week's subjects include ham...
607: No Such Thing As Teletubby TikTok Tummies
30 Oct 2025
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Ben Elton joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Tinky Winky, Shakespeare, Lances and Popes. Visit no...
606: No Such Thing As A Litter Box In The Sahara
23 Oct 2025
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Live from the London Podcast Festival, Jamie Morton joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss onsens, let...
605: No Such Thing As A Shark With A Ponytail
16 Oct 2025
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Sara Pascoe joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss fishing spiders, Blade Runners and Hitler's jumpers...
604: No Such Thing As Crown Jewels For The Cookie Monster
09 Oct 2025
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Dan, James, Andy and Melanie Bracewell discuss currents, biscuit tins, jam dodgers and all sorts of ...
603: No Such Thing As Jack Can't Reacher
02 Oct 2025
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Frida Kahlo, Harriet Beecher Stowe, characters called Hector, and ...
602: No Such Thing As 'What's My Spoon?'
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Richard Osman discuss saving birds, savi...
601: No Such Thing As Sausage By Chanel
18 Sep 2025
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Dan, James, Andy and Ella Al Shamahi discuss Sci Fi, vespidae, real life hobbits and real death habi...
600: No Such Thing As The Doughnut Ambassador
11 Sep 2025
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tractor tyres, doughnut dimples and protecting porpoises. Visit n...
599: No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Plan B
04 Sep 2025
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Dan, James, Andy and Mary Beard discuss charioteers, Confederates, Latin and lovers. Visit nosuch...
598: No Such Thing As Quantum Baseball
28 Aug 2025
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including flaming baptisms, defacing statues, painting...
597: No Such Thing As Love Spaghetti
21 Aug 2025
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss dating, writing, inventing and horning. Visit nosuchthingasafish....
596: No Such Thing As Dance Floor Book Club
14 Aug 2025
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Live from the Crossed Wires Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss podcast studios, parking spa...
595: No Such Thing As The Treaty Of Velociraptors
07 Aug 2025
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Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Elf Lyons, Ray O'Leary, Andrew O'Neill and Ahir Shah discuss punks, clowns, ...
594: No Such Thing As Laser Club
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Ian Smith, Abby Howells, Urooj Ashfaq and Nish Kumar discuss pigs, jigs and ...
593: No Such Thing As A Barney The Dinosaur In Westminster Abbey
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Canadian contours, Dylan's demise, Singapore Slings and sunflower ...
592: No Such Thing As A Cat In A Muumuu
17 Jul 2025
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Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss feline ads, Egyptian irons and the Hammer of the Scots. Visit no...
591: No Such Thing As Anti-Schmetterling Schnibbles
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James and Andy discuss shining holes, glittery voles, Baker's burial and Basque butterflies. Vi...
590: No Such Thing As Workshopping The Alphabet
03 Jul 2025
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Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss lit trees, unreal squirrels, banging drums and sick bags. Visit ...
589: No Such Thing As Dung Beetles In Madame Tussauds
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
James, Anna, Andy and Miles Jupp discuss wandering, wondering, cricket and critics. Visit nosuchthi...
588: No Such Thing As A Punk Monk
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Nerdland Festival in Belgium, Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss swords, sheep, Samura...
587: No Such Thing As Chris Nibble
12 Jun 2025
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Anna, Andy, James and Rhys Darby discuss robots, railways, lost witches and found phones. Visit nos...
586: No Such Thing As A Levis Jury
05 Jun 2025
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Socrates, Stansted, short wigs and long waves. Visit nosuchthinga...
585: No Such Thing As The Paula Radcliffe Of F1 Racing
29 May 2025
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Dan, Anna and Andy discuss 420 plants, 10 towns, 2 tongues and 0 licences. Visit nosuchthingasafish...
584: No Such Thing As Drinking A Sock Full Of Custard
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss postcards, Picasso, Foley and Fossey. Visit nosuchthingasaf...
583: No Such Thing As A Tuna Macchiato
15 May 2025
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Dan, Anna, Andy and Rosie Holt discuss apes, art, anecdotes and Ancient Rome. Visit nosuchthingasaf...
582: No Such Thing As Siegfried Bassoon
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss particles, poems, plums, and Antonio da Ponte. Visit nosuchthinga...
581: No Such Thing As Clean Victoria
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sexy socks, squeezy toothpaste, Daniel Day Lewis, and Gandy. Visi...
580: No Such Thing As Bin Day On A Nuclear Submarine
24 Apr 2025
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Filipino kayakers, Norwegian tunnels and Chinese bubbles. Visit n...
579: No Such Thing As Indiana Jones And The Rare Burrito
17 Apr 2025
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss noise, names, notes and nachos. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com fo...
578: No Such Thing As A Pouched Rat On The Housing Ladder
10 Apr 2025
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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss popes, perps, pouches and pooches. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com f...
577: No Such Thing As A Venetian Barge
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss cloud eaters, load masters, and various Carpenters. Visit nosucht...
576: No Such Thing As A Cursed Cage
27 Mar 2025
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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts, including chats about shaking hands, wiggling ears, da...
Club Fish - Drop Us A Line - March 2025
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Club Fish presents Drop Us A Line, where Dan, James, Andy and Anna sift through the correspondence s...
575: No Such Thing As A Guinea Pig Saloon
20 Mar 2025
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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss sobbing sticks, selling saffron and sacrificing sheep. Visit no...
574: No Such Thing as Pyramids in Johannesburg
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss scary bananas, sneaky eels and somewhat ironic songs. Visit nos...
573: No Such Thing As Captain Birdseye's Caribou Sausage
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss restricted diets, extraneous organs, Raging Bull and Istanbul. ...
572: No Such Thing As A Simon Cowell Bell
27 Feb 2025
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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss prank calls, casting calls, Earhart and heartbeats. Visit nosuchth...
571: No Such Thing As Dudley And The Dippers
20 Feb 2025
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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the London Bears, the Roman Saints, the British Jaguars and the Ma...
570: No Such Thing As Clay Valentines Cards
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For a Valentine's Day special, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss flirting, proclaiming love, getting...
569: No Such Thing As Jousting Parrotfish
06 Feb 2025
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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss NZ, Oz and Ozempic. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about l...
568: No Such Thing As A Glof Club
30 Jan 2025
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A compilation of outtakes from the Australia and New Zealand legs of our 2024 tour: Dan, James, Anna...
567: No Such Thing As A Honey Badger On Toast
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Christchurch, Dan, James, Anna, and special guest Josh Thomson discuss planes, princesses,...
566: No Such Thing As Bob Dylan on Mars
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss booze, bugs, Bob Dylan and Barry Munday. V...
565: No Such Thing As Tickling A Monk
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Wellington, Dan, James, Anna, and special guest Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck discuss Buddha, ba...
564: No Such Thing As Water Floating On Water
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A compilation of outtakes from the UK and European legs of our 2024 tour: Dan, James, Anna and Andy ...
563: No Such Thing As Bananas In The Vatican
26 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bananas, businesses, todgers and toddlers. Vi...
562: No Such Thing As The Jam Of Entertainment
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss close-ups, role-play, secret messages and hid...
561: No Such Thing As Hot Golf Balls
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Sydney, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss movies, murder, mini golf and M&M'ses. Vi...
560: No Such Thing As Spanish Toes
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss North Korea, war games and 'brea...
559: No Such Thing As Fishing In The Sea Of Tranquility
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stars, snakes, spinoffs and selenian spirituality...
558: No Such Thing As A Boomerang Shaped Spaceship
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Adelaide, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants, boomerangs, cubes, and Danish editorial ...
557: No Such Thing As A Sweater For Einstein
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bestselling books, time travel, Mexican mili...
556: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Blue Jeans
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss failure, theatrics, fraud...
555: No Such Thing As Catherine Of Croydon
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cassettes, cruising, clif...
554: No Such Thing As A Dragonfish At The Opticians
24 Oct 2024
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Live from the Cardiff Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wax, water, Persians and perverts. Visit ...
553: No Such Thing As A Shooting Star
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Gothenburg Book Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bruce Lee, faux geese, sci...
552: No Such Thing As I Love I Love Lucy
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the beach, geese, teeth and Queen Elizabeeth....
551: No Such Thing As President Iceberg
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss deaf composers, daft names, presidential pigs a...
550: No Such Thing as an Ice Cream at Stonehenge
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss banging heads, painful teeth, big stones and lit...
549: No Such Thing As A Beaver Walking Backwards
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss beavers, bottoms, mounties and counting teas. ...
548: No Such Thing As Radioactive Jenga
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your facts, including domes, mushrooms, hiccups and the Flying Doc...
547: No Such Thing As A Mystic Beluga
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss raiders, radars, Wales and whale...
546: No Such Thing As A Sausage In The Exam Hall
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Underbelly in Soho, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cheating, repeating, a meeting a...
545: No Such Thing As Lightning At Sea
22 Aug 2024
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss constant clouds, curvaceous comedians, Polish pilots and furious-s...
544: No Such Thing As An Accidental Stuffed Crust
15 Aug 2024
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss pizza, poetry, complaining and conveying. Visit nosuchthingasafi...
543: No Such Thing As Ice Skating On Stilts
08 Aug 2024
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Dan, James, Anna and Johnny Knoxville discuss skateboarding, stilt walking, supersonic speed, and so...
542: No Such Thing As Darts Vader
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
James, Anna, Andy and Paul Sinha discuss cinematic blockbusters, celebrities going for gold, some qu...
541: No Such Thing As A Sycamore In A Silver Coat
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Dan Snow discuss throwing shade, protecting trees, inventing fireplaces and exi...
540: No Such Thing As The Three Gorgeous Dams
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss clippers, snippers, naval eunuchs and wasserkochers. Visit nosu...
539: No Such Thing As Kimchi Pirates
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss electric guitars, hidden tracks, and why we all love a bit of Se...
538: No Such Thing As A Sausage Cat
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss pink clothes, orange cats, ballot boxes and Buddhist blast offs....
537: No Such Thing As The Notorious British Institute of Graphologists
27 Jun 2024
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss squashing, scribbling, sun spots and sea snooker. Visit nosucht...
536: No Such Thing As A Soaring Chinchilla
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Nerdland Festival, Andrew, James, Dan and Lieven Scheire discuss coughing crocs, cunni...
535: No Such Thing As An Inside-Out Dolphin
13 Jun 2024
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Anna, Andrew, James and Helen Scales discuss curious cephalopods, destitute decapods, parky penguins...
534: No Such Thing As The SS Enterprise
06 Jun 2024
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Dan, Anna, Andrew and Ali Plumb discuss cinema, spacemen, spiders and sewage. Visit nosuchthingasaf...
533: No Such Thing As The Farto Phone
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
James, Anna, Andy and a silent puppet of Dan Schreiber discuss Key West, D-Day, tomahawks and trouse...
532: No Such Thing As 'Is It Mushroom?'
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss speeding pennies, presidents, peanuts and parasites. Visit nosuc...
531: No Such Thing As A Teaspoon of Coal
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss speeding swallows, Swedish statues, staining glass and selling tim...
530: No Such Thing As A Throbberthrob
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss YOUR facts, including donkey graffito, Zachary Quinto, Dvořák's ...
529: No Such Thing As A Badger Love Note
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss flying, canning, paging and leeching. Visit nosuchthingasafish.co...
528: No Such Thing As A Toilet Haiku
25 Apr 2024
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James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss low lighting, deep diving, high kicks and haiku. Visit nosuchthin...
527: No Such Thing As A Rum and Woke
18 Apr 2024
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James, Anna, Andy and Erica McAlister discuss flies, flies, flies and flies. Visit nosuchthingasafi...
526: No Such Thing As An Angry Banana
11 Apr 2024
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James, Anna, Andy and Alex Bell discuss Wasabi, Harriet T, an Angry Bee and NH3. Visit nosuchthinga...
525: No Such Thing As A Clenched Shin
04 Apr 2024
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Dan, James, Anna and Alex Bell discuss Porky, Hockey, Hippies and Nookie. Visit nosuchthingasafish....
524: No Such Thing As The Grand Old Dug Of Cardiff
28 Mar 2024
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Dan, James, Anna and Lydia Mizon discuss pregnant players, cunning companies, sinking snowballs and ...
523: No Such Thing As A Dice The Size Of The Universe
21 Mar 2024
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Dan, James, Anna and Matt Parker discuss, Rising Sun, falling bridges, celebrity computers and teara...
522: No Such Thing As Monet's Bog Cottons
14 Mar 2024
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Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss Orwellian liars, neolithic fires, spicy pillories and dusty ...
521: No Such Thing As A Human-Sized Peanut
07 Mar 2024
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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss waging war, protesting pictures, subatomic shows and migrating mos...
520: No Such Thing As A Prehistoric Air Fryer
29 Feb 2024
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Dan, James, Andy and Melanie Bracewell discuss swooping birds, shooting baskets, gaming downloads an...
519: No Such Thing As A Noice Computer
22 Feb 2024
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Dan, James, Andy and Olga Koch discuss Joni Mitchell, Joey Chestnut, Dawn Supercomputer and Archi Co...