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They've got those fucking, well, they're like squat pans or whatever.

Like you squat over like a hole.

Do you get used to them?

nah the most annoying part is that like they don't have like toilet paper on each individual store like they've got toilet paper in the bathroom but you grab it like before you go into the store ball up like a shit ton of it and then go into the bathroom and hope that it like lasts yeah

Yeah, so then, fuck.

There was, like, one of the guys we were with, he was like, fuck, I don't have any toilet paper, you guys, but they had, like, these sort of seat covers that you put on the toilet before you go shit, and he used those.

Oh, yeah, that'd be waxy.

and so what was this um you got you got semi like punked into being on some social yeah social media this sort of came to our attention yesterday we were in shengdu and we were walking around there was about five of us we met up with another irish guy or whatever and we were walking around um like a park in shengdu and there was this like six year old five or six year old that approached us and just started like introducing herself and asking like

basic questions like what's your favorite color blah blah blah like her parents were standing off to the side um but like yeah she was obviously told to like go and approach like foreigners to practice her english skills um and she had a little gopro like attached to her shirt here so we knew that we were being filmed and maybe this was going to go on like

the Chinese ticker, what's it called?

Like red note or whatever is there like social media.

So we sort of knew that, but yeah, she came up to us, but she asked my mate, Ollie, what's that in his hand?

And he was holding his vape and he quickly pockets it, pulls out his phone and says, oh, it's my phone.

And she's like,

um no no no in your pocket you put in your pocket and he pulls it out and he's like it's my vape and she asked what's a vape and then he like oh bad habits all this and stuff um yeah so it's quite funny and she she proved to have better english than we thought because at the end she was like high-fiving us and she was there was a big crowd at this point like everyone had come around

to watch her talk to these five white guys.

Come watch Oli vape in front of a six-year-old.

But yeah, she was like, oh, I'm very dizzy and stuff.

She was holding a conversation quite well.

And then yesterday, my mate Oli messages our group chat and he's like, no fucking way, guys.