Bald Bryan

It's terrifying.

And that's your pinstripe-y job to get the spider out.

And you have to pretend you're not having a meltdown?

You're these kids' mom.

Or it's going to be okay.

Sometimes that's effective.

But this is one reason why I love, one of the many reasons I love Lynette is that she was honest that that first month is hard.

It's very, you're so, I mean, when we were driving home from the hospital, we have this tiny, tiny creature and we're in charge of it.

And I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

I've never had a child before.

And at that time I can, you know, she had a, your wife had a C-section too.

So you're still kind of recovering and it's terrifying because the stakes are so high.

It was in you, and it was out of you.

And you're madly in love with this creature, which makes it terrifying that you would screw up.

Yeah, but I will say, again, because I love your wife, and by the way, follow her on Twitter at LynetteCTweets.

Oh, yes.

She...

A lot of people say to you, you know, just appreciate this time.

Just really, because it's going to fly by and just, you know, you'll never be able to go back and just love this time.

Are you fucking crazy?