Bald Bryan
speaker
2,139 appearances
8 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2025
last heard 1 Aug
Bald Bryan’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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If my if I was still in the house in the summertime past nine o'clock in the morning, my dad was like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Get up.
And think what they used to do.
They used to say, so you're going to get on a bike with no helmet.
Because I didn't.
Did you wear a helmet ever?
You're going to get on a bike with no helmet.
You're going to drive somewhere.
We don't know where you're going.
Because we can't get in touch with you because you don't have cell phones.
You may or may not get kidnapped.
I'm just, hopefully I'll see.
So we've been told that all the germs are going to pick up in the toilet.
And people believe it.
Whatever they read on Twitter, they believe.
Whatever they see that comes up on their feed, they believe, right?
So if this week's thing is you're going to catch a disease from touching a fucking toilet seat, people are going to go crazy.
Yeah, we used to lather it up.
up with baby oil, I do think there is something to the sun being a little bit stronger.
Rams.
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