Ben Soffer
speaker
5,244 appearances
10 recordings
2 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard 21 Jul
Ben Soffer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah.
Well, she'll listen to it.
But, like, I don't think that, like.
I mean, duh.
I love that you bring this up.
Like, this whole idea, we're at a restaurant, okay?
It's me and you.
Why do I have to secretly pretend that I'm going to the bathroom to tell a waitress, what kind of song and dance is this?
Why can't I just say to the waitress, who's right here, can you please bring me a slice of cake for my beautiful wife who's sitting over here?
Known.
It's so stupid.
Also, now that, like, whenever a restaurant asks if I'm celebrating anything, I say yes no matter what.
Because then I think to myself, what are you going to do better for me now that I've told you that I'm celebrating something?
And how bad would my meal have been?
Were you going to stick me in the toilet if I didn't tell you that I was celebrating?
But we should be getting what we need even when we're not celebrating because we're going and paying for a service.
No, no, I don't need a cake.
I also don't need free dessert.
I don't.
I don't eat it.
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