Ben Soffer

I distinctly remember that the second Pirates of the Caribbean.

Caribbean.

Yeah.

I remember that the second Pirates of the Caribbean was the best one.

It's true.

No, it's just the second.

It's like, you love Friends.

By the way, I watched so much Friends for you, and now you admit that it's not even a good show.

For me?

I watched it for you.

you liked it too I watched all of it you liked it too and like it's fun and it's fresh and it's harmless and when you watch like the first episode of Friends you're like this sucks and then you get to like season two and that's where they really find their footing it sucks that's with all great shows it sucks great movies great

okay captain jack sparrow i just know like when you were like a kid you thought he was like sick have you ever noticed that like i i used to wear like a lot of like skull t-shirts oh my god yes i love pirates was that like your inspiration i think so by the way we had dinner at your parents house over the weekend and your dad was wearing one of your skull shots my favorite thing is that clothing look we all fluctuate in

So I walked into the house and he's wearing this gorgeous skull John Varvato shirt.

I loved it.

I haven't seen it in a decade.

Totally.

And that was so Captain Jack Sparrow.

I'm closing my eyes and looking around.

And don't forget to close your eyes and look around.

Thousand percent.