Bertie Terrilliams

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270 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 9 Jul

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No Such Thing As A Fish · No Such Thing As No Such Thing As A Crab · 9 Jul 2026 podcast

But yeah, most animals have a bum.

And I think it's only things that sort of jellyfish and sort of like brittle stars and basket stars and stuff like that that don't and sea sponges, things like that.

But generally, 99% of animals have bums because it's just such a good system.

Well, I'm sure there are many other things.

I'm just being a bit facetious.

I think we've got the muscliest bums of any animal as well.

I think we've got the largest bum in relation to our body size.

So like hippos and elephants, whatever, obviously have way bigger bums.

But the body size, our bums are the biggest.

That's a good excuse, that one.

I would almost believe that one.

I imagine really needing a piss, being denied a piss, and then being angry about it is quite a punk thing.

Well, there was an allegation.

There were allegations that the current chess champion was cheating using a vibrator up his arse.

When in fact he was just trying to get his breath smelling a bit better.

I guess that's sort of the modern radiation, I suppose.

Yeah, I mean, it is.

And we had no idea what we were doing.

And when we opened, I remember thinking, oh, my God, we've spent all of our life savings on this.

I have a child.

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