Beth May
speaker
1,907 appearances
8 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 3d ago
Beth May’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 8 in all, peaking in Aug 2026 with 3.
Appearances
Hmm.
The cover over the detonator button, like, do you think they had to make a mistake before they invented it?
That's a really good
Holy shit.
That's awesome.
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okay next one am i the asshole for threatening someone with death so i could live stream suspect so me and my three friends all male in our 60s 70s uh were in space trying to get a spaceship to get off of six moons and so we went to the ibs recruitment center run by a porcupine guy my friend dale called prickly and
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Edit, you wouldn't think it was racist if you were there.
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Bet I would.
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We lightly implied we could kill him and his loved ones if he didn't connect this to a higher-up, which he did.
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And then we livestreamed the IBS troops as they prepared to kill us all.
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But we didn't kill anyone.
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We just needed the IBS to give us a ship so we could go rescue my sweet, kind, talented grandson Oliver on Avia.
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And we warned them about the nightcrawler drive so we're kind of the best people in the world and not assholes at all.
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Wait.
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Nightcrawler?
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Like X-Men?
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Oh, I love X-Men.
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I
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No, I want to fuck Professor X.
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