S4 Ep. 17 - Holes (I’m Tired of This, Grandpa)
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What is the premise of the “Grandpas and Galaxies” season and who are the main characters?
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Welcome to Dungeons and Daddies, or actually, it's Grandpas and Galaxies this season.
Are you okay, Beth?
You
got
something
to say? You want to do this instead? You want to fucking do this? What's the
energy, Beth? What's going on, Beth? Don't talk to my podcast that
way. What's going on, Beth? I'm sorry. Why are
you coming in with this kind of energy?
It was a voice I hadn't really familiarized and prepared myself for, but now I have, and I'm ready to continue. Well, get ready,
because it's all zany voices now. It's zany voices week here
at Dungeons &
Daddies.
Oh, that's so fun. We should do zany weeks. It's only zany
voices. That's right, everyone. Can next week be like ugly sweater week?
Oh, my God, yes.
Yes.
I wear ugly sweaters at 365.
Everyone's just like scratching themselves and stuff, dude. We said ugly,
not
uncomfortable.
They're ugly and uncomfortable. It's so ugly that it's uncomfortable to wear.
Grandpas and Galaxies is a grand space popper about four gilfs who take to the stars to rescue their grandkids, three of them, and perhaps the entire known universe in the process. D&D and the Dark Matter System. My name is Freddie Wong. I play Ashley Burch. Ashley with an E. Burch like the tree. Born in 64. That makes him the youngest boomer. His day job, a Twin Galaxies era gadgeteer, arcade pro gamer turned Twitch streamer. His night job, also Twitch streamer. You got to be streaming all the time. This week's Ashley fact, I thought of this one from a dream. Wow. Okay. He's naked. Oh, no.
Everyone has called dim sum Chinese tapas. Ashley prefers
to call it ordering a
la carte.
That's pretty
good. Okay. Okay. I'm going to be brave. I don't get the a la carte joke. Could you explain it to me? It's a
cart. There's a cart.
At a
dim sum place. At a dim sum place.
Now it's all. Yeah, I feel like I just took the limitless pill.
But Ashley's favorite method of eating is eating at a steakhouse. Especially
in the old school. Here's why. Wait,
wait, wait. Freddie just started another fact.
If I
don't continue, how long do you think Freddie would just keep saying facts about... I'm
not going to
say anything until he's done. Steakhouse, you ready? He orders sides, but everyone shares them. He has steakhouse in his order. You get your
thing, right? The best kind
of Freddy joke
where it's all about his personal lived experience that has to be explained to the
masses. But then you're like, what do you mean I have to get extra sides and everyone's got to share
them? I want my side. Dig in on these button mushrooms, guys. I mean,
they're like, what the fuck is this?
And then they bring them out and it's just like, here's a... Small plate of broccolini we're all going to poke. I'm like, this is terrible. Freddie, not only did you just add a second fact. Oh, is that a problem, Will? You're
giving
people
value for the
money? I'm not done. Not only did you add a second fact that is clearly just a you fact, but then you're like, Ashley likes it, and then your fact was you complaining about why it's bad. That's why I'm not Ashley.
I'm playing a
character. Will, that's
why.
It's called acting,
Will.
You ever heard
of it? Hey,
I
hate to break it, but did you know
that Leonardo DiCaprio didn't defraud
people
out of money in Wolf of Wall Street? He's actually playing a character, Will. He also wasn't even on the Titanic. Freddie, I'm sorry. He didn't even say it. You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was really funny. Hey, everybody. I'm Matthew Arnold. I play Dale Elliott, the world crew's loving ex-lifeguard living his best monk life.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the premise of the “Grandpas and Galaxies” season and who are the main characters?
0:00–8:42
2
How is the mysterious hospital bomb introduced and why is it important?
8:42–16:04
3
What are the rules of the debate, scoring system, and the role of the “detonator”?
16:04–24:30
4
How does the party plan to locate and disarm the bomb using drones and tech?
24:30–31:27
5
What philosophical arguments are presented about life, death, and immortality?
31:27–40:31
6
Who or what is the Luminous, and how does it factor into the moral debate?
40:31–51:58
7
What is the outcome of the final argument and who wins the debate?
51:58–1:01:28
8
How does the episode wrap up and what can listeners do next?
1:01:28–1:03:21