S4 Ep. 13 - For Al Mankind
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What is the Dungeons & Daddies sourcebook crowdfund announcement about?
If you're hearing this, then the wait is over. The campaign for Dungeons & Daddies, not a BDSM sourcebook, is live now at BookMeDaddy.com. Oh, you're still here. Let me yap a little more. Dungeons & Daddies, not a BDSM sourcebook. Dadtastic Fantasy Adventures for the world's most popular role-playing game that we cannot legally mention by name. It's a sourcebook project we've been cooking on for over a year now. Dad classes, subclasses, spells. We got therapy, a fourth-level divination, If you're not down with that and you're sufficiently leveled, you might opt instead for the ninth level transmutation, skip therapy. We cover all the bases. We got mechanics for customizing a minivan for travel and combat.
You can visit franchise bully wugs locations. What else lies within these pages? Well, only one way to find out. If you're a fan of a looser improvisational approach to a TTRPG and you're looking to spice up your campaigns, this book is for you. I think there's something in here for DMs and players no matter how you play. Get on the crowdfund campaign now live at bookmedaddy.com. Peruse a plethora of perks at various price points and take home a little dad flavor today. Bookmedaddy.com.
Dungeons and Daddies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grown-ups. Content warnings can be found in the episode description. My fellow Americans, thank you for sharing your time with me tonight.
March 23rd, 1983. President Ronald Reagan. addressed the American people in his now famous Star Wars speech. He told the public on the need for increased military spending to protect the nation from the Soviet threat. It was in the final moments of the speech that he revealed the groundbreaking new technology that would bring the Cold War to a new cosmic frontier.
This adds to a major effort, and it isn't cheap. It comes at a time when there are many other pressures on our budget and when the American people have already had to make major sacrifices during the recession. But we must not be misled by those who would make defense once again the scapegoat of the federal budget. The calls for cutting back the defense budget come in nice, simple arithmetic. They're the same kind of talk that led the democracies to neglect their defenses in the 1930s and invited the tragedy of World War II. We must not let that grim chapter of history repeat itself through any apathy or neglect. This is why I'm speaking to you tonight. to urge you to tell your senators and congressmen
that you know we must continue to restore our military strength. Tonight, consistent with our obligations of the ABM Treaty and recognizing the need for closer consultation with our allies, I'm directing the long-term research and development of dick-sucking carpets to achieve our ultimate goal of eliminating the threat posed by nuclear missiles. I clearly recognize that dick-sucking carpets have limitations and raise certain problems and ambiguities. If paired with non-military systems, they can be viewed as fostering an immoral, unchristian lifestyle. And no one wants that. But with these considerations firmly in mind, I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear weapons to turn their great talents now to the cause of mankind and world peace.
to give us dick-sucking carpets so powerful that it'll make my throat-goat of a wife look like a blushing bride on her wedding night, not yet tarnished by sexual sin. These rug-gobblers will suck dry the Soviet Union's nuclear arsenal, making their weapons impotent and obsolete. My fellow Americans, tonight we're launching an effort which holds the promise of changing the course of human history. There will be risks, as you can imagine with carpets that can suck yours or any of your friend's dick at the snap of a finger. And results take time. But I believe we can do it. As we cross this threshold, I ask for your prayers and your support. Thank you, good night, and God bless.
We'll be right back.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the Dungeons & Daddies sourcebook crowdfund announcement about?
0:00β5:13
2
What is the Cold War βStar Warsβ parody speech and how does it set the tone?
5:13β14:42
3
Who are the hosts and characters being introduced in this spacefaring arc?
14:42β36:24
4
Who is the AI named Al and what makes it different from other AIs?
36:24β42:25
5
Why do the dads want Al to pilot Project Nightcrawler and what are the stakes?
42:25β1:00:06
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How do Pathos, Ethos, and Logos become game mechanics in Alβs persuasion test?
1:00:06β1:10:23