S4 Ep. 12 - Daddlestar Grandpaptica
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When does the Dungeons & Daddies sourcebook crowdfund launch and what rewards are offered?
July 21st is the day that we're starting the crowdfund for our source book, Dungeons & Daddies, not a BDSM source book. Dadtastic fantasy adventures from the world's most popular role-playing game that we can't legally mention by name. It's going live July 21st. Bookmedaddy.com. But if you go to BookMeDaddy.com right now and drop your email address to follow the campaign, you will receive an exclusive bumper sticker when you back the campaign when it goes live. Or if you drop five bucks right now, you will receive an exclusive double-sided collector coin. And if you drop an email address and five bucks, that's right, you get both the sticker and the coin. We're really excited about this source book.
We've been quietly working on it behind the scenes for over a year now. We've got five dad-themed reskins of classes, eight daddy magic-infused subclasses, over 30 spells, including the incredibly OP spell, Speak Japanese.
Just gotta drop that at Anime Expo. You see how hard that goes. as well as mechanics to customize a minivan for combat.
If you're a fan of our looser, rules-light style of improvisational roleplay, or if you just want to visit one of the fully-franchised Bullywugs locations in your campaign, well then this is the sourcebook for you. and the perfect passive-aggressive gift for your rule stickler DM, bookmedaddy.com. Drop your email and or five bucks, get some exclusive rewards, and we hope to see you for our kickoff live stream for the campaign July 21st.
Bookmedaddy.com. Thanks.
Dungeons and Daddies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grownups. Content warnings can be found in the episode description.
It's been a long day without you grandads. And I swear I'll have my vengeance in this life for the next. How could you do this? I thought we were friends. And I swear I'll have my vengeance in this life for the next. In this life for the next. Oh no, gave up the life I knew for things so untrue. How could I be such a naive, gullible fool? You haven't seen the last of Dory. I'm so sorry, take me back. Whatever, I don't care, it's in the past. Endless black void, nothing left for me except an asteroid. There I'll be safe with my own robot race. Then I'll put you all into your graves. I'll put you all into your graves. How can you not be Dave and floater? You were literally my gods. Every door I opened was a window to my heart.
And now you blow my dreams out of the airlock.
Welcome to Dungeons and Daddies, or perhaps we should say Grandpas and Galaxies. In fact, I am saying that. Perhaps we should. We should. This is a grand space popper about four gilfs who take to the stars to rescue some of their grandkids. Oh. Perhaps. Well, Ashley thinks they've got them all. Well, yeah, Ashley's good with it. Perhaps the entire known universe in this process. How will that happen? Well, dear listener, only one way to find out. This is D&D 5E and the Dark Matter System. My name is Freddie Wong. I play Ashley Birch. Ashley with an E. Birch like the tree. Ashley, born in 1964, makes him the youngest boomer. He is a twin galaxies gadgeteer era. A twin galaxies era. This got flipped in my text document.
A twin galaxies era.
Who would have done that? That's not a thing. That's like when somebody says, my email lost it. It didn't. Oh, my Twitter account got hacked. My Twitter account got hacked. Those hackers are everywhere.
They're hacking us left and right and making me look and say strange, lewd things. What a dastardly group Anonymous has transformed into. Hacking all these Twitter accounts to make them say and follow and... Just careful. Because look, we all benefit from the shared social delusion. It's just a little well that we can all draw from. As once in a while you can say, sorry, something went wrong with my email. But it doesn't work if we all start fucking poking at the lie in our funny bits. So careful.
My Twitter account's been hacked as the brown paper bag of the internet. Yes, it is. Ashley Burks is a Twitch streamer. Just throwing that out there. And this week's-
Anyway, I want you to read it like it's written, and then I don't think it's been rearranged.
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Chapters
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When does the Dungeons & Daddies sourcebook crowdfund launch and what rewards are offered?
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Who are the characters introduced and what are their quirky backstories?
5:19β12:46
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How do the players first make contact with the asteroid AIs and what goes wrong?
12:46β46:01
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How do the crew decide whether to hide in the canyon or press forward against missile lock?
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What happens when Herb targets the enemy engine and the pod is destroyed?
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How do the team create and deploy 'missile-seeking' carpet countermeasures to stop incoming missiles?
51:55β1:01:25
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What occurs when the crew retrieves the mysterious cube and confirms the AI's humanity test?
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