[BONUS] Oceans Dad-leven: Not a BDSM Sourcebook One Shot
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How is the Dungeons & Daddies sourcebook promoted and what unique content does it promise?
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Welcome to Dungeons and Daddies, not a BDSM. Sourcebook?
That's right.
Nani? Nani? Has Will been using the spell Speak Japanese? We're going to be taking a page out of our own book. Our sourcebook.
We're going to take an attempt at trying to respect the rules of a game that we play by respecting our own rules.
Dadtastic Fantasy Adventures for the world's most popular lore playing game that we legally cannot mention by name. That we cannot legally mention. We are playing some material off of our source book, which is live right now at bookmedaddy.com. You can join the many thousands. I tell you, dozens of fans who are backing us on this source book, receiving all kinds of cool perks in the process. This is a book we've been chewing on, screwing on. We fucked on every copy of this book. What we're going to be doing today, a little one-shot, we're going to all roll New Dads. New Dads. New Dads. New Dads. New Dads? New Nude Dads. Nude Dads, that's right. Let's just dive right in. I'll start. My name is Freddie Wong.
Hi, Freddie.
Hi.
And I play Brooke Stone.
Nice.
Semi-retired fire dink. Fire dink?
He's a fire dink. He's a fire dink. I know this. This is financially independent, retire early, double income, no kids. Oh, wow.
How's your dad if he's a dink? He is a godfather, Will.
Or it's dual income, no kids, not double.
Dual income knowing kids is usually like a married couple. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's just by himself dual income. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's literally me you described. And in keeping with the creed of our source book, anyone can be a daddy. One of Brooke's passive income streams actually is being a for hire godfather for new couples. Yeah. You know how people are like, oh, I need a godfather. That's an insane thing to offer as a business.
If you pay me money, if you die, I'll take the kid.
Yeah. But listen, listen. You remember when there was this moment when they were selling like pet rehousing insurance for the rapture? Do you hear about this?
I remember that.
Yeah. Similar sort of thing. He doesn't have to necessarily collect all this. And here's the best part about having a network of kids as a godfather. He's got a stranglehold on the candy business. And you know, like the schools, there's that one kid who brings like Fritos and sells them out of his backpack. Yeah. Brooke has it on lock. He has the entire school districts, all the schools. He controls the market.
Sorry.
Sorry. Let's take a step back. You indie nose bone over like seven steps in that plan.
In what way does him wanting to be the godfather of a bunch of kids?
He is the godfather.
Okay. So what does that have to do with him having all the snacks?
Well, the kids tell him what the fucking market rates are, and then he, using his influence, manipulates a network of kids selling laser pointers and freedoms.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
How is the Dungeons & Daddies sourcebook promoted and what unique content does it promise?
0:00–6:25
2
Which new dad classes and character facts do the players choose and why?
6:25–37:01
3
What is the Bard Rock Cafe Hotel & Casino heist setup and how are the kids connected to the vault?
37:01–42:36
4
How do the Dads discover the casino ventilation layout and plan to reach the vault?
42:36–44:31
5
What happens when the party falls into the arena and creates a diversion?
44:31–47:15
6
How do the team split up to reach the security room and operations room?
47:15–52:50
7
What crucial obstacles and the cliffhanger reveal occur at the vault?
52:50–1:21:53