[BONUS] Oceans Dad-leven: Not a BDSM Sourcebook One Shot

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How is the Dungeons & Daddies sourcebook promoted and what unique content does it promise?

Freddie Wong 0:00
If you're hearing this, then the wait is over. The campaign for Dungeons & Daddies, not a BDSM sourcebook, is live now at BookMeDaddy.com. Oh, you're still here. Let me yap a little more. Dungeons & Daddies, not a BDSM sourcebook. Dadtastic Fantasy Adventures for the world's most popular role-playing game that we cannot legally mention by name. It's a sourcebook project we've been cooking on for over a year now. Dad classes, subclasses, spells. We got therapy, a fourth-level divination, If you're not down with that and you're sufficiently leveled, you might opt instead for the ninth level transmutation, skip therapy. We cover all the bases. We got mechanics for customizing a minivan for travel and combat.
Freddie Wong 0:39
You can visit franchise bully wugs locations. What else lies within these pages? Well, only one way to find out. If you're a fan of a looser improvisational approach to a TTRPG and you're looking to spice up your campaigns, this book is for you. I think there's something in here for DMs and players no matter how you play. Get on the crowdfund campaign now live at bookmedaddy.com. Peruse a plethora of perks at various price points and take home a little dad flavor today. Bookmedaddy.com. Dungeons and Daddies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grownups. Content warnings can be found in the episode description.
Freddie Wong 1:31
Welcome to Dungeons and Daddies, not a BDSM. Sourcebook?
Anthony Burch 1:36
That's right.
Freddie Wong 1:37
Nani? Nani? Has Will been using the spell Speak Japanese? We're going to be taking a page out of our own book. Our sourcebook.
Matt Arnold 1:45
We're going to take an attempt at trying to respect the rules of a game that we play by respecting our own rules.
Freddie Wong 1:50
Dadtastic Fantasy Adventures for the world's most popular lore playing game that we legally cannot mention by name. That we cannot legally mention. We are playing some material off of our source book, which is live right now at bookmedaddy.com. You can join the many thousands. I tell you, dozens of fans who are backing us on this source book, receiving all kinds of cool perks in the process. This is a book we've been chewing on, screwing on. We fucked on every copy of this book. What we're going to be doing today, a little one-shot, we're going to all roll New Dads. New Dads. New Dads. New Dads. New Dads? New Nude Dads. Nude Dads, that's right. Let's just dive right in. I'll start. My name is Freddie Wong.
Freddie Wong 2:36
Hi, Freddie.
Beth May 2:37
Hi.
Freddie Wong 2:38
And I play Brooke Stone.
Beth May 2:40
Nice.
Freddie Wong 2:41
Semi-retired fire dink. Fire dink?
Beth May 2:46
He's a fire dink. He's a fire dink. I know this. This is financially independent, retire early, double income, no kids. Oh, wow.
Freddie Wong 2:52
How's your dad if he's a dink? He is a godfather, Will.
Beth May 2:56
Or it's dual income, no kids, not double.
Freddie Wong 2:58
Dual income knowing kids is usually like a married couple. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's just by himself dual income. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's literally me you described. And in keeping with the creed of our source book, anyone can be a daddy. One of Brooke's passive income streams actually is being a for hire godfather for new couples. Yeah. You know how people are like, oh, I need a godfather. That's an insane thing to offer as a business.
Anthony Burch 3:21
If you pay me money, if you die, I'll take the kid.
Freddie Wong 3:24
Yeah. But listen, listen. You remember when there was this moment when they were selling like pet rehousing insurance for the rapture? Do you hear about this?
Anthony Burch 3:32
I remember that.
Freddie Wong 3:33
Yeah. Similar sort of thing. He doesn't have to necessarily collect all this. And here's the best part about having a network of kids as a godfather. He's got a stranglehold on the candy business. And you know, like the schools, there's that one kid who brings like Fritos and sells them out of his backpack. Yeah. Brooke has it on lock. He has the entire school districts, all the schools. He controls the market.
Anthony Burch 3:53
Sorry.
Freddie Wong 3:54
Sorry. Let's take a step back. You indie nose bone over like seven steps in that plan.
Anthony Burch 3:58
In what way does him wanting to be the godfather of a bunch of kids?
Freddie Wong 4:02
He is the godfather.
Anthony Burch 4:03
Okay. So what does that have to do with him having all the snacks?
Freddie Wong 4:05
Well, the kids tell him what the fucking market rates are, and then he, using his influence, manipulates a network of kids selling laser pointers and freedoms.

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