S4 Ep. 11 - A Song of Fire and Ice

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What is the premise and content warning for S4 Ep. 11 - A Song of Fire and Ice?

Beth May 0:00
Imagine this, dear listener. You're cruising down the highway doing hundreds of miles per hour in your Honda Odyssey, and you see someone in front of you with a really cool bumper sticker. It makes you laugh, cry, and ponder the universe. Did you know that person could be you? Hi, I'm Ron Stampler. And I'm going to give you a really cool bumper sticker. You will need to pay money for it eventually to receive it by pledging to the Dungeons and Daddies Sourcebook Backer Kit campaign when it goes live on July 21st. Then imagine everybody's gonna be behind you and saying, man, I wish I had that bumper sticker too. All you need is to give me your email address at bookmedaddy.com to receive the bumper sticker and maybe a couple of phishing emails from me.
Beth May 0:59
But not the kind of phishing emails you think, wink wink. That could go either way. www.bookmedaddy.com. B-O-O-K-M-E-daddy.com.
Anthony Burch 1:12
Dungeons and Daddies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grownups. Content warnings can be found in the episode description.
Unknown 1:19
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Unknown 2:12
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We'll be right back.
Freddie Wong 3:29
Welcome to Dungeons and Daddies, or perhaps we should say Grandpas and Galaxies. A grand space popera about four gilfs who take to the stars to rescue their grandkids and probably the entire known universe in the process. You can't win them all. Some of their grandkids. D&D 5e. We're putting the dark and dark matter on this one. My name is Freddie Wong, and I play Ashley Birch. Ashley like the tree, and Birch with an E. Wait.
Beth May 3:59
What? No.
Anthony Burch 4:00
Wrong. No, but what if there was? But what if it was backwards like that? What if a crazy mirror out of the universe? Ashley with an I, Birch with an E. Oh, God. Born in 64.
Freddie Wong 4:11
This makes Ashley Birch the youngest boomer. He's a Twin Galaxies era gadgeteer, arcade pro gamer turned Twitch streamer. Proving that age is just a number. A mindset, if you will. Ashley's... What is happening?
Anthony Burch 4:27
I don't know.
Freddie Wong 4:27
I'm thinking about his fact in real time, which means that processing cycles are being diverted. Freddie's frame rate is dropping. Like in Nintendo 64. It's like a one-person version.

How does the episode introduce the Butler Bot automated phone menu gag?

Freddie Wong 4:39
He's like those guys that are popular now where their stamp can be used, but all they do is they take like four things and then they wrap. You know? And like Freddy does that, but like to himself. Nobody else hears the prompts. It's just him. He's just freestyling. In my head.
Boom, boom, boom.
Freddie Wong 4:52
Sorry, what the fuck are you talking about? Four things and they rap? Wait, yeah. No, you showed us a video of that that one time.
Anthony Burch 4:58
Yeah, yeah.
Freddie Wong 4:58
It was actually really only two guys that do that.
Anthony Burch 5:00
It was just two guys. That's a trend. That's not a stand-up thing so much as it is a podcast.
Freddie Wong 5:02
If you see two good things online, that's a trend at this point. Remember when we had two of the things?

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