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Betsy

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
185 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I don't know why.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I had very dark, long hair at this time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I was getting pictures taken of me nonstop.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

All eyes were on me kind of at all times.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

So the families are looking at us kind of giggling, waving, taking some pictures.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

So I'm sitting between my dad and brother.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

My mom's off to the side of us.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

And we take off through this jungle, literally on the bumpiest dirt road possible.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

We are flying 50 miles per hour for sure.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Like there's no way we were ever going to spot an actual tiger.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

It was pure chaos.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

We're thinking, okay, this will eventually slow down once we get to the tiger spotting area.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

But about 30 minutes into flying down the road, we realized, okay, this is probably what the whole excursion is going to be like.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

So we're laughing to ourselves, realizing we definitely booked the budget version of this tour and are probably not going to see any tigers.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

The guys are just chit-chatting away, not even looking into the jungle.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Indians love to talk.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

So before we left...

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I had chugged a few tri-Ts because I was and am obsessed with them.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Rookie mistake, didn't go pee before we got on this truck.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

It's about this time that I realized I have to pee so insanely bad.