Betsy

My eyes are watering, like there's tears streaming down my face.

And I've been clenching for the past 20 minutes or

This truck is not slowing down.

Like we're just flying, bumping like crazy.

And the guides really don't speak much English.

I'm super shy.

Like there's not a chance in hell I'm waving them down to be like, hey, can you stop the truck?

Just let me get off.

I'll just go pee on the side of the road.

But I did know that we were eventually going to stop for a bathroom and snack break at the halfway point.

So I'm just squeezing for dear life until then.

And so we're continuing on, no stopping in sight, still flying.

Every bump is really unbearable.

And I'm starting to feel that familiar tension building in the downstairs region.

Yes.

Combination of the bumps, full bladder, three weeks of not being able to release, apparently reading The Time Traveler's Wife, just being a very horny teenager.

That's what I thought.

I'm realizing what is about to happen and I feel like I have no control over the situation.

Yeah.

What?