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Betsy

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
185 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I think so.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

The tension was just so high.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm bright red.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Like I can tell my face is on fire.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm shaking like I'm vibrating.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm definitely being audible.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm gasping.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm really trying.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm just looking down.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Are you moving your body?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I was more like shaking.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

So my dad turns to me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Oh, no.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

And he's literally like... This is horrifying.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

are you okay like what's happening it's obvious i'm having some kind of medical incident like everyone is staring at this point oh my goodness and so i see my parents look at each other out of the corner of their eye and i swear they're thinking like did that just happen because i'm not responding i'm just sitting there i'm looking down i'm trying to gather myself

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm just sitting there trying to process the fact that I just had a 10 out of 10 orgasm next to my dad and brother and mom and while 15 other people watch me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

So I'm praying a tiger jumps out of the jungle at this point to take eyes off me like this is horrendous.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Did you still have to pee after that?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Yes, so I was going to say the story doesn't quite stop there.