Betsy

I'm sitting in my post-orgasm shame for probably another 15 minutes or so when we finally get to the midway point of this tour.

I'm clenching for deer life.

So excited because I know there's going to be a bathroom here.

So we pull up still just in the middle of the jungle and there's this clearing with this little cement structure.

So I'm like, okay, thank God there's the bathrooms.

I try to like subtly make my way over there.

I'm speed walking, get to the bathrooms.

It's just three cement walls with...

open back just facing to the jungle and I go in and it's just a little drain in the middle and there's no roof so you can kind of hear everything going on so I make it to the bathroom first as I was speed walking over there so by the time I'm in there the entire truck is now lined up to use this washroom because people probably similarly to me were dying on this bumpy truck and so it turns out I had been clenching so hard that I literally could not relax my pelvic floor I

Like it was stuck.

Yeah.

Nothing about this is a calm situation.

I hear the people out there.

I've been in there for way too long already.

Probably going on five minutes.

I hear my mom.

She's like, are you okay in there, honey?

Ugh.

Absolutely not.

And I know that if I push any harder, it could be possibly a Hannah situation.