Big Shitty

First of all, on the wanking front, I work away, so there's a bit of fucking wanking going on here.

Yeah, yeah.

When you're on site, obviously.

Yeah, we'll talk to the boys and talk about when you're finished, what you do with it, and a few different stories in there and

like all the main ones like uh just in the toilet and fucking into a towel whatever and i'm like oh yeah i do do it into the bin finish off in the bin that got a few laughs i thought it was pretty normal but whatever and uh then one of the other boys pipes up and he reckons he goes just just when he blows his load he's um he just holds the end of his foreskin and just blows and fucking fills it up like a water balloon

Just fills her up and runs into the toilet, lets it out.

It's like, what the fuck is that?

Oh, fuck, we lost it.

But, yeah, what do you reckon about that?

That's pretty wild.

Also... What?

Fucking...

At the end of every episode, it's fucking don't digit dogs.

Yep, fair enough.

Well, I went to school with this fellow back over in the DKC years ago, and his name was Jed, actually.

But, yeah, you come to school one day when we were in primary school, and he goes, oh, fucking guess what, boys?

I've just fingered me dog.

And we just fucking lost a laugh and like, you fucking queer cunt, fucking into him.

And he's like, oh, no, no, I didn't mean to.

I just, I just run along behind it and I tripped over and my finger went up his ass.