Big Shitty

Like, yeah, whatever, mate, fuck it.

But every time I hear that, I just fucking crack up, eh?

But anyway, if you're listening over there, Jed, fucking give him a call and tell us your side of the story.

But anyway, boys, that's time's up.

See you later.

Now, Jed.

Mate, I've heaps of times, I'm talking heaps of times, right, I've been full pelt and there's been a dog in front of me.

Like pigging.

You normally got a younger dog who's just sort of running with you.

So many times right in front of me, I'm running full pelt.

I've never even nearly digited a dog.

I've seen a bloke do it accidentally.

It happens.

Oh, thank fuck, Poo, because I was going to say he's guilty.

Nah, nah, there's the odd case.

I remember when I was a kid, piss up, I probably told this story before, but one of me uncle's mates, won't name him, tell him this elaborate fucking story and his arms are gone.

And that was back in the day when they used to crop the tail on all the boxes.

And so you're always straight staring at Freckle and old Bungie.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I went over there.