Bill Curtis

And finally making his debut on our show, it's a comedian whose podcast, Coastal Idiots, can be heard every Tuesday on all the platforms.

And you can catch him at the Den Theatre here in Chicago as part of the Windy City Comedy Festival on August 6th.

It's Shane Torres.

Hi, Grace.

How are you?

Hi, Shane.

Nice to meet you.

So, Grace, you're going to play Who's Bill this time.

Bill Curtis is going to read you three quotations from this week's news.

If you can correctly identify or explain just two of them, you will win our prize.

Any voice from our show, you might choose for your voicemail.

Are you ready to go?

Here we go.

Your first quote is about the new trend of people gambling on reality TV.

That was a question the New York Times asked after news that people are now betting on the outcome of what reality show?

Oh, gosh, I need a hint.

Well, you can also bet on things like how many times Jeff Probst says, come on in, guys.

Survivor, yes.

The prediction markets like Polymarket and Kalshi, they're now taking bets on the outcome of reality shows, meaning someday you might hear a small child say, Daddy had to sell the house because Kayla won The Bachelor.

You can't get good odds on Paula.