Bill Curtis

Exactly.

I'm just going to say, as an experienced gambler from way back, betting on reality shows, reality shows, that's for amateurs.

I put $40,000 on young Sheldon dying in a fire.

So thanks to these new prediction markets, you can now bet on almost literally anything.

The opening box office of the new Avengers movie, you can bet on that.

The highest temperature in Des Moines, Iowa next month.

There is, this is true, a big bet on Polymarket right now on whether or not Jesus will return by the end of this year.

You can bet on that.

I mean, supposedly it's all legit, but it's a little suspicious that a guy with the screen name Papa Leo 14 has half a million on no.

If we were culling, you know, if we were, you know, like the... Trying to remove the less, shall we say, productive members of society.

Yeah.

You need to go.

We know we do.

We round them up, we put them on an island, and then we bet on that.

Here's your next quote.

Two nickels work just fine.

That was a commenter in the ABC News affiliate talking about the new what being made by the U.S.

Mint.

Yes, dimes.

Dimes, yes.