Bill Curtis

In honor of the nation's 250th anniversary, the U.S.

Mint has begun shipping out shiny new dimes.

And on the front of the new dime is a profile of Lady Liberty that has replaced the old profile of FDR.

It turns out we are allowed to have women on currency as long as the woman is imaginary.

Sad but true.

Yeah.

People, it's a little controversial because the eagle on the back used to hold arrows in an olive branch, but they have now gotten rid of the olive branch, so it's more warlike, and people are like, ah, this is Trump again.

He's doing this.

But no, it was actually designed under Joe Biden.

In fact, Joe Biden unveiled the new dime by pulling it from behind your ear and telling you not to spend it all in one place.

That's true.

Nobody would have liked that.

Oh, yeah.

The lap of luxury in there.

All right, we have one more quote for you.

This is from the spokesperson for a mysterious artist who, until now, we've known only by his pseudonym.

The artist has decided to say nothing.

That artist was staying silent after his identity was finally revealed this week.

Who is it?

DJ Khaled?