Bill Curtis

Standards have changed, right?

So, for example, in the new dolls, all the skirts are shorter.

Kirsten now has cool hip boots.

And Rebecca now has Mar-a-Lago face.

Bill, how did Bradley do in our quiz?

Right now, panel, it is time for you to answer some questions about this week's news.

Alonzo, wearable technology is everywhere.

It can track pretty much every health metric imaginable.

Well, there's a new wearable gadget that can measure how many times you do what?

I will.

It can detect them even when they're silent, but deadly.

What number are you shooting for?

Well, here's the thing.

Apparently, it will answer a lot of questions about digestive health and, most importantly, answer the question about who dealt it.

And it is being called, of course, the Fitbit for farts because the fart watch, smart watch didn't do well in the focus group.

Coming up, move over, Rick Steves.

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