Bill Curtis

This week, pedestrians in Japan were shocked when they spotted blank at a construction site.

No, a mysterious...

It's fine, the birds were on break, it was okay.

No, they saw a mysterious 30-foot steel cylinder rising from the ground.

Oh, yes.

Residents of Osaka, Japan, were baffled when in the middle of a busy road, a 30-foot metal cylinder suddenly rose from the ground, halting traffic and prompting a citywide investigation.

Since then, crews have managed to get most of the cylinder back underground, which means when it comes back up, it's going to be even angrier.

Bill, I think Paula did rather well.

Shane and Alonzo were tied.

I'll pick Alonzo to go next.

Here we go.

On Wednesday, the Federal Reserve said they would keep blank rates unchanged.

Interest.

Right.

On Monday, President Trump suggested that Gavin Newsom couldn't be president because he is blank.

What did he say?

He's dyslexic?

That's right.

This week, Americans were concerned when the federal government registered the new domain name blank.gov.

Trump?