Bob the Drag Queen

Mm-hmm. watching Shakespeare. I like straight theater, but yeah, I understand. Musicals are exciting.

Mm-hmm. watching Shakespeare. I like straight theater, but yeah, I understand. Musicals are exciting.

Well, imagine my shock. I moved to New York City to become a famous Broadway actor. Imagine my shock when I got there to realize you gotta be able to sing and dance to be on Broadway. How dumb did I feel getting sent out of every call? They're like, bitch, you can't sing. I was like, oh, well, okay.

Well, imagine my shock. I moved to New York City to become a famous Broadway actor. Imagine my shock when I got there to realize you gotta be able to sing and dance to be on Broadway. How dumb did I feel getting sent out of every call? They're like, bitch, you can't sing. I was like, oh, well, okay.

Y'all didn't say that. You should have said that before I bought my fucking ticket to this town. That would have been nice to know when I was living in Columbus, Georgia, literally.

Y'all didn't say that. You should have said that before I bought my fucking ticket to this town. That would have been nice to know when I was living in Columbus, Georgia, literally.

Well, I mean, I absolutely see that for you. You know, you got to become friends with the casting director.

Well, I mean, I absolutely see that for you. You know, you got to become friends with the casting director.

Truly.

Truly.

When I was auditioning for, why am I can't remember any names today? The Audrey McDonald play that she did is written by Aaron's and Flaherty, Ragtime. And they do this thing where before you give them your headshot, before you give them your resume, you all just stand in a line. And they just go, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, yes. And then they trim it down, and then they look at your resume.

When I was auditioning for, why am I can't remember any names today? The Audrey McDonald play that she did is written by Aaron's and Flaherty, Ragtime. And they do this thing where before you give them your headshot, before you give them your resume, you all just stand in a line. And they just go, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, yes. And then they trim it down, and then they look at your resume.

They don't even look at your resume yet. Can you imagine how hurt I was when I showed up dressed like a fucking – I was wearing the outfit. I was like, they're going to pick me. I had on a vest. I looked like I was in fucking Ragtime, the musical. And they looked me in my beautiful 22-year-old brown eyes and said, no.

They don't even look at your resume yet. Can you imagine how hurt I was when I showed up dressed like a fucking – I was wearing the outfit. I was like, they're going to pick me. I had on a vest. I looked like I was in fucking Ragtime, the musical. And they looked me in my beautiful 22-year-old brown eyes and said, no.

And I had to walk onto the streets of New York City and take the train back to Queens. That sucked. I hated it. But it's true. They just decided up front. You know, one of my biggest, when I first moved to LA in 2020, I auditioned. I've actually never, this is an exclusive.

And I had to walk onto the streets of New York City and take the train back to Queens. That sucked. I hated it. But it's true. They just decided up front. You know, one of my biggest, when I first moved to LA in 2020, I auditioned. I've actually never, this is an exclusive.

Gang, gang. So I moved to L.A. because I moved here for a boy. Let's keep it a book. I moved here for a boy. We're not together anymore. He was so hot. I would have done a lot for him, and I did do a lot for him. And I moved all the way to L.A. I told myself it was because I got a small starring role on Lucifer, which I did do. I got a role on Lucifer. Oh, fun.

Gang, gang. So I moved to L.A. because I moved here for a boy. Let's keep it a book. I moved here for a boy. We're not together anymore. He was so hot. I would have done a lot for him, and I did do a lot for him. And I moved all the way to L.A. I told myself it was because I got a small starring role on Lucifer, which I did do. I got a role on Lucifer. Oh, fun.

And I was like, I'm moving for this. Baby, no one moves for a cameo. You don't move to be a day player. I was more than a day player, but I had like two or three scenes. You don't move for that. You know what I mean? Right. But then I was like, I was here. I was doing the audition thing. I actually got cast. in a show as a principal actor on Fox.

And I was like, I'm moving for this. Baby, no one moves for a cameo. You don't move to be a day player. I was more than a day player, but I had like two or three scenes. You don't move for that. You know what I mean? Right. But then I was like, I was here. I was doing the audition thing. I actually got cast. in a show as a principal actor on Fox.