Bob the Drag Queen

They don't even look at your resume yet. Can you imagine how hurt I was when I showed up dressed like a fucking – I was wearing the outfit. I was like, they're going to pick me. I had on a vest. I looked like I was in fucking Ragtime, the musical. And they looked me in my beautiful 22-year-old brown eyes and said, no.

And I had to walk onto the streets of New York City and take the train back to Queens. That sucked. I hated it. But it's true. They just decided up front. You know, one of my biggest, when I first moved to LA in 2020, I auditioned. I've actually never, this is an exclusive.

And I had to walk onto the streets of New York City and take the train back to Queens. That sucked. I hated it. But it's true. They just decided up front. You know, one of my biggest, when I first moved to LA in 2020, I auditioned. I've actually never, this is an exclusive.

Gang, gang. So I moved to L.A. because I moved here for a boy. Let's keep it a book. I moved here for a boy. We're not together anymore. He was so hot. I would have done a lot for him, and I did do a lot for him. And I moved all the way to L.A. I told myself it was because I got a small starring role on Lucifer, which I did do. I got a role on Lucifer. Oh, fun.

Gang, gang. So I moved to L.A. because I moved here for a boy. Let's keep it a book. I moved here for a boy. We're not together anymore. He was so hot. I would have done a lot for him, and I did do a lot for him. And I moved all the way to L.A. I told myself it was because I got a small starring role on Lucifer, which I did do. I got a role on Lucifer. Oh, fun.

And I was like, I'm moving for this. Baby, no one moves for a cameo. You don't move to be a day player. I was more than a day player, but I had like two or three scenes. You don't move for that. You know what I mean? Right. But then I was like, I was here. I was doing the audition thing. I actually got cast. in a show as a principal actor on Fox.

And I was like, I'm moving for this. Baby, no one moves for a cameo. You don't move to be a day player. I was more than a day player, but I had like two or three scenes. You don't move for that. You know what I mean? Right. But then I was like, I was here. I was doing the audition thing. I actually got cast. in a show as a principal actor on Fox.

I had never had... I was like, this is crazy for me. It was a show called... It was a show about dancing, and it was called... I can't remember the name of it. Maybe Fox show about dancing. It was a show. It was a scripted show. You're going to Google. It was a show about creating a reality TV show about dancing.

I had never had... I was like, this is crazy for me. It was a show called... It was a show about dancing, and it was called... I can't remember the name of it. Maybe Fox show about dancing. It was a show. It was a scripted show. You're going to Google. It was a show about creating a reality TV show about dancing.

The Big Leap. It was called The Big Leap. I was cast in The Big Leap. I got the offer. It was a beautiful offer. And I had to say no.

The Big Leap. It was called The Big Leap. I was cast in The Big Leap. I got the offer. It was a beautiful offer. And I had to say no.

Because I was doing We're Here on HBO. They were filming the pilot when I was filming one of our episodes.

Because I was doing We're Here on HBO. They were filming the pilot when I was filming one of our episodes.

And I was like, I cannot believe that I got cast in a show and I had to actually say no.

And I was like, I cannot believe that I got cast in a show and I had to actually say no.

Yes, I was devastated. I have actually never said that. Then I went back and I watched the first two episodes and I watched the trailer and the guy they have, who's apparently a really, really great actor, by the way. When I tell you, he looks just like me. He dresses just like me. I was like, this is crazy. He's probably out there still scooping up all the rolls I can't figure out.

Yes, I was devastated. I have actually never said that. Then I went back and I watched the first two episodes and I watched the trailer and the guy they have, who's apparently a really, really great actor, by the way. When I tell you, he looks just like me. He dresses just like me. I was like, this is crazy. He's probably out there still scooping up all the rolls I can't figure out.

That's the guy right here. Yeah. Looking just like me.

That's the guy right here. Yeah. Looking just like me.

Very handsome.