Bob the Drag Queen

Not too much on me, all right? I'll do that bit. I'll do that bit. One time I was at this show. Oh, here's a story. This is a true story that happened one time. It was when I first ever touring gigs after being cast on Drag Race. It was before the show aired. I was at a place called Our Place in Seattle, Washington. And this guy came up to me and he just goes, I got to tell you, Bob, I love you.

I said, thank you. That's so sweet. Thank you. He goes, you know, you know what I love about you? I said, what is it? I'm just smiling. Big shit eating grin on my face. And I said, oh, he goes, for you, it's about the talent. I said, oh, thank you. He goes, you care about the artist, the performance. I said, thank you. That's very, very true. Then he goes, you don't care what you look like.

I said, thank you. That's so sweet. Thank you. He goes, you know, you know what I love about you? I said, what is it? I'm just smiling. Big shit eating grin on my face. And I said, oh, he goes, for you, it's about the talent. I said, oh, thank you. He goes, you care about the artist, the performance. I said, thank you. That's very, very true. Then he goes, you don't care what you look like.

I was like, I'm sorry, what? You don't care. You don't care how you look. I was like, I feel like I put effort into my look today. Granted, this may not be the best I've ever looked, but that gagged me.

I was like, I'm sorry, what? You don't care. You don't care how you look. I was like, I feel like I put effort into my look today. Granted, this may not be the best I've ever looked, but that gagged me.

You don't care what? Look at you. You're a fucking mess with the show. My God, the show.

You don't care what? Look at you. You're a fucking mess with the show. My God, the show.

Got it.

Got it.

Was it a podcast or just you? Yeah.

Was it a podcast or just you? Yeah.

To a degree.

To a degree.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

But you never lose control. Never let them hold the mic.

But you never lose control. Never let them hold the mic.

Do you do mean, greasy hair shows?

Do you do mean, greasy hair shows?

Yeah, me too. Yeah.